It has been awhile since we had any news posted. Not that we did not have anything to report, but Loladene decided to install an upgrade on the Real Life Series expansion. I heard a little bird whisper that there might be more expansions from that series being due as well ...

So what happened since the last update? Easy answer: A lot!

First of all we opened recruitement. Literally to all classes, even Mages! So if you are looking for a cool guild check out our forums and read the guidelines for applications or contact us online. Don't be shy!

So now the important question. What did we do online? Well, we did some farming, some more farming and after that we farmed a bit more. And we had guild firsts!

Fippy's new beefed up version was no match for our massive waves of wiping. In one of the previous raids we sacrificed our glorious raid leader to ensure perfect conditions and after a warm up in South Karana we felt ready.

What is there to say, he is dead Jim and we got the chest!

Another strange thing happened: Our usually AFK casters woke up on his loot and started to spend dkp! Rare indeed!

Grats all the first Fippy winners on their loot:

Mythrill - Sabertooth Shoulderguards
Leleane - Palladium Encrusted Carpal Clay
Docoe - Mask of the Undying
Balogh - Palladium Encrusted Phalangeal Clay

Even on the 2nd kill our casters were still big spenders. Keep it going guys.

I want to point out that Jyve is our best haxx0r player ever! He is the Chuck Norris of EQ!!!

Another guild first was the Beast thing in the cooling chamber. Again we used our superior „wipe with force“ (tm) in the beginning to refine our strategy and were rewarded with an almost flawless victory.

Grats all first time winners!

Xatranaz - Strongest Link
Vearre - Palladium Encrusted Phalangeal Clay
Jitatha - Collar of Dimensional Control
Zhaelli - Palladium Encrusted Phalangeal Clay

We will be back to gank this mob soon enough!

I wish I could say more about those two amzing victories, but I haven't been on much lately and missed those fantastic fights! All I can say good job Jitatha and Goldax, our raid leading team!

One thing we did for sure is farming. From our last news update you know that we won all Tower Events. We went back there over and over and over and over and over and over again to improve our tactics and gear up. And we did improve. Even clerics know their way to tower entrance now. Of course we don't ask them to run there and they can convienently slack like most of us until the banner is set.

Farming stuff long term affects all members of a guild. Wizards go afk, others don't log on and some, just some keep up the spirit!

One of them is Shadowbeaver: Mostly seen dead, Shadowbeaver still tries to cheer people by providing a good head start for jokes.

Of course some couldn't resist...

And some really try hard to get on the front page. Grats Peppar, I am indeed looking for screenshots nowadays and you made it!

And now one word about the former News updates! Kudos to Lola! This takes load of time! I hope we have you back soon!

That's it from me for now and my first update. I try to post more regular than it happened lately and hope Lola will take it over soon again ;)

Fyresong
aka Amadicia Mea'Culpa

11:36am UTC, 30th Jun 2010

Let's talk about the new expansion!

DING 85! Oh wait that happened last year. Umm, yeah, ding awesome spells! Errr, wait there aren't any. Hmm, Oh I know Ding new AA's! Nah, they suck and are unthoughtful.
To be honest nothing in the new expansion is new except this...
Cast Spell, summon, 7k, 7k, 7k, 7k, Return to bind, 7k, 7k, 7k....
With visions of Gates of Discord raping in my head! Thank you Sony for putting anyone who is casually geared, (no one in our guild of course), in a place where they won't get anything for a long time as the Mercs can't sustain any of that punishment!
And that achievement system, which I was personally looking forward to, looks like a last minute oh yeah lets put that in there as well instead of something fun and helping to spice up the game a bit. Good job at siphoning money out of the masses!

Ok enough of the bashing Sony stuff. You guys wanna hear about new kills!
Well lets see there have been more then one new guild firsts in the past two months. In fact there have been 10 guild firsts! I know, I slack. Bite me.
I won't go through for the grats on all the targets will only point out a thing or two from the last target. But to the naysayers I offer you this. When I last updated we had all of the Tower of Discord plus two events in the Earth Expedition!

I'm not going to bother doing a grats on the gear gotten there as most has been upgraded with gear since then, but a hearty grats to those who won gear on those two mobs. Oh and yes I was drinking when I was cutting and pasting that pic.

So obviously that leaves us with 8 events to talk about.

Those events are:

1. Mindblight
2. Trophy Room
3. Stasis
4. Scrying
5. Sacrifice
6. Elite Tower Guards (ok not a real event but has a lockout)
7. Overlord Muram
8. Edge of Destruction

I was going to talk about how hard these events were, the trials, blood, sweat and tears that went into each and every event... but minus the tears from Tryg, none of that happened. As a matter of fact there is an old saying that goes like this. A Picture is worth a 1000 Words.

Grats to Balogh on Fateslayer

Tendil on Cloak of Darkest night

Jitatha and Ayochak on Phased Coeveal incandessence

So we beat Seeds of Destruction two days after launch of Underfoot. Not bad for some casual raiding lunactics!
Although, it is of my opinion, that we beat the true boss of SoD last October when we beat the Zek brothers!
If you doubt me, take these statistics into mind. We were the 53rd guild, server wide, to beat the Citadel.
So far only 50 have beaten the Earth Theme, and a good chunk of them geared up in Tower to beat the Zek brothers.

The only thing we have left to do for progression is best told to you by someone who has experience on the topic.

So I'd like to say be safe during this holiday season, good cheer and all that bah humbug.
With That I leave you with these small quotes from out ever colorful ... guild chat.

Jit has been listening to Jeff Foxworthy lately, and put a bit of twist on you might be a redneck if...

Do you love chocolate? I love chocolate? Who else loves Chocolate?

Mythrill loves choclate as well!

We got some new people in guild... but where are they?

Who could be the leader of this conspiracy?????!?!?!?!

Who hasn't gotten enough Ranger hate? Take a look at this pic

So Jit asked the question...

But thats not all! Even SONY knows that rangers suck!

Speaking of hate, there is a new form. Its Pally on SK

Slappah was late one day and Jitatha had to inform him about priorities

Jitatha has been hanging out with the Pallies too much!

Hardabit has had troubles lately...but you kind of wonder. What the F*** is wrong with Paladins?
Speaking of Hardabit. Anyone who gets culinary advice from Siegfried is asking for it!

Since we are on the subject of Pallies and recently talked about Jitatha. This quote begs to wonder. Is Jit lieing or not? After all he is a Vah Shir.
First we have admitance

Then we have denial!

But that statement does make you wonder. How the hell does Sieg know?

Please though don't get Sieg Excited

Or else he might try to lure people in

At least the paladins have someone to talk to on more senitive matters dealing with animals

Enough with Siegfried, what about Tryg you ask? Well Hardabit was trying to give him advice since he's always down on his luck.

I was beginning to think Tryg was getting older and starting to develop standards

I thought wrong

Well everyone, thats enough for this installment, I might blow bandwidth if I keep going. Since it is the Holiday Season, I was searching for the sort of zen moment that would fit the season. with all this talk about Sieg, I could only come up with this!

Until next year

Aeryonis Getitoffmegetitoff

11:11am UTC, 20th Dec 2009

Ok well not really, but we beat what is in the minds of all end game raiders THE hardest event in the Seeds of Destruction expansion.
Zek Brothers, Tallon and Vallon. Are they brothers or lovers? Reguardless of their orientation we knocked the socks off these two purple idiots!

Grats to Leleane on Fractured Primeval Incandessence
and Icyen on Capu-Tuk, the Painstriker

It took us a long time to figure that event out and to get only 2 loots.... yeah someones going to die tonight.....

So we wondered around the zone and ran into this guy..

Defeating those three tools opened up the Rallos Returns event. After beating our heads against the Zek brothers for a good 4 weeks (mind you we only raid 3 times a week,) we thought god now we have to kill there dad! Two hours into our next raid day...

We've already cracked this nut again since Last week...

Grats Keaerian and Finelarya on Earthbound Cinch
Ardbeg on Adelstone Earring
Gillgamesh on Krossmaul
Grats Xatranaz, Girtan, Jitatha and Docoe on Warped Primeval Incandessence

So what does that leave for us here in WoT to do before December you ask? Only have The fall of Toskirakk event (which we almost completed in a one shot one killed) and naturally the 7 events in Citadel of the Worldslayer!

We are Wind of Tranquility, and we are the best damn casual raiding guild serverwide. Period!

We enjoy the content, kick its ass, and wave at the high elf chicks on the way out. Yes Daska only wave, good troll.
Until next time ladies and gentlemen, I leave you with the lighter side of WoT!

Three encounters ranging from annoying, to boring to wtf! Yes that's right, the Three Stooges of Everquest. Larry, curly and shithead.
I'll take you through these mobs...close your eyes, relax, nevermind the hand on your wallet.. oh yeah that's right, everquest update. Sorry about that.

So we started playing with mobs in Korafax as if yo haven't guessed by now. Venomlord, Pallorax, and the Mindshear Avatar.
The first mob we encountered, mainly as we were all running around the zone aimlessly, was Pallorax. An Extremely annoying fight.
Actually its more annoying with his fear. Having switched from a tune that had the fearless AA to a toon in a dress (no it's not pink) I got to feel what others have felt for the past 3 years. No wait, there really hasn't been a mob with fear in a while...
Basically you engage this asshat, drop him x amount of % and he runs off like a girl in a skined knee. Sometimes he runs, sometimes he warps.. yup Sony at it's best. Then you have to stop him from being a tosser on his minions. Rinse repeat so many times and a win. Sounds easy right?
really, Really, REally, REAlly, REALly, REALLy, REALLY annoying!

Grats Jitatha on Corpse Hook
Utuzeneth on Ksathrax's Toxiferous Ring
Weawen on Ache
Gorduins on Tunare's Tear
Saundra and Gwindar on Horned Broo Mask
and Rodlik, Balogh, Finelarya, Lueamian, and Jitata x2 on Distorted Primeval Luminessence

Moving on we encounted Venom Lord Ksathrax. Interesting look. I have always liked the look of this model, even back in Gates of Discord expansion. But alas, sony made it boring. Slap him a couple hundred times, oh no's! Here come adds. Slap him down some more.... oh no's he split. Slap him some more, oh no's adds again! Slap him some more oh no's adds again. What we have to balance??!?!?!?!?! BURN BURN. Umm yeah, dead mob n stuff.

Grats Boggi on Mask of Dark Tidings
Valkarie and Siegried on Buckler of Defeated Champions
Finelarya and Weawen on Phased Primeval Luminessence
Tinyhealer on Scourge Drape of the Maelfic
Aeryonis, Gorduins, Badabum, Mythril, Jitatha, and Keaerian on Phased Primeval Incandessence
Icyen and Keaerian on Sigil of Pain
and Daska and Xatranaz no Coruscite Band of Vigilence

Well that's two down. That only leaves shithead. That's right the new champion of wtf raids. When I asked siegfried what he thought of the mindshear event, he gave me this response....

Hell even Jitatha gave us a Guild First in this event!

What can you say about a shitty event like this? I can only think of one thing...Thank god its dead!

Grats Keaerian on Ring of Forbearance
Knikob on Attendant's Collar
Xatranaz on Distorted Primeval Incandessence
and Girtan on Phased Prmeval incandessence

Well that's about all for now everyone, if you don't mind, I need to go take my dress to the dry cleaners, the Mindshear bled on it. But before I do I'll leave you with the less entertaining part of the update....

Khfara speaks from experience when he wants to get into raids when they are full!

He also wants all the ladies to know that...

Tryg likes to shock us every now and then. I thought the man had no standards at all!

Then he proved me right....

It's ok to make fun of Tryg, seriously he will never remember...

Icyen is proving to be the straight up freak in guild!

While Nickii knows the way to get the upgrades faster!

Now while I think she's attractive, it seems we have a few Megan Fox stalkers in our guild...

Valkarie was getting a bit busy the other night...

The age old question rehashed. Do we come to kill or....

Hardabit has a disfuntional family

Just when you thought miracles weren't possible...

Finelarya gives young Msha tips about the finer exotic points of life!

Wenamcea has to put her foot down as a guild leader from time to time...but... but... ah man.... come on!

Now for the moment of Zen, that peavful moment in everyone's eq carrier. There is Nothing and I mean NOTHING like getting a crit.... Unless it backfires...

Aeryonis Getitoffmegetitoff

10:38am UTC, 25th Aug 2009

Lots of things have been dieing (mainly us,) as we have strated the progression in Crystallos!
We killed our first event and dragons back at the beginning of the fabled period.
So I thought hell, lets wait till fabled season is over with and I'll do this big thing because there might be new fableds.
Man I tell ya Sony never fails to disappoint. With the recession in full swing you could really feel it in Everquest.
10th year anniversary, and all I got was a title, 10kpp, and a "shiny" new roboboar. Ummm yeah at least make it a fast one.
Nope Sony made us run around on a wild goose chase for rehashed gear and clickies that do nothing that shoot fireworks.
Not like 95% of the EQ players have graffics turned down and most are still using the old school graffics!

So we cleared Plane of Time and killed Xegony out of revenge from last year.

Only Planes of Power fabled left unscathed was Cornaiv. Oh wait...He's still broken from last year.
Way to go Sony! You get the Retard Seal of approval!

I guess I shouldn't complain too much, at least we got cake....

But for you nay sayers we did do some of those boring raids. Epeen at it's finest?

So anyway let's get onto a meaningful update. Something with real RPG quality! DRAGONS!
No not the Dragons, Dragons, Dragons thing. Even though we cleared all through Big Bynn I. I'm talking about some that actually have DPS!
Crystallos, bloody confusing, not as much trash as MMM (thank god) but still a pain in the ass!
Four Elements to kill in here then bring down Kerafym the sleeping baby and you get another title and an attaboy from Sony!

Kildrukaun the Ancient Prophet: Not a difficult mob, but none the less a good loot mob.

Grats Shadowbeaver on Earring of Dragon's Fire
Tinyhealer on Facemask of Cleansing
Rodlok on Prismatic High Seer's Boots
and Keaerian on Prismatic Bow-Captain's Boots

Zeixshi`Kar
Grats Lueamien on Cloak of the Draconic Legion and Prismatic Hat of the Burning Wind
Brewce on Enveloping Chromascale Cloak
and Phartos on Prismatic Arch-Elementalist's Hat
No Screenies of this guy, people slack on the submissions.

Tjudawos the Ancient
Grats Brimir on Intricately Carved Greatsword
Sichlor on Flashing Prismatic Knucklewraps
Eteria on Prismatic Blackguard's Gauntlet's
Finelarya on Prismatic War-Bishop's Gauntlet's
and Gorduins on Prismatic Faycite
Again people slacking on Screen submissions.

We have tried our hand at Vyskudra and we think we might have the solution to this puzzle. As soon as that ice cold dwagon is down it's only a matter of a dry run and a kill before we beat Kerafym or however you spell the retarded lazy dwagon's name. I think Daska will have a stick of dynamite lit and in Kera's mouth before he realizes whats happening. Stay tuned.

Now onto SoD missions. We haven't just been doing Crystallos, that would be retarded (like sony.)
Queen Malarian, Rutro the Twisted and General Bahgresh are on rotation now, although we try not to do the General event much. It's just not worth the effort at times. We tried our hand at Field of Scale raids. I've heard that they are insanely ... easy. And they were.

The Library was a bit of a complicated mess, but with the help of the iksar tripping over there own robes, we did it.

Grats Slappah on Lizard Spine Coercer
Qanlaen on Council's Mantle
and Utuzeneth on Eon Woven Cloth Wristband

I took a whole bunch of pics, then I cut them and screwed them up. My bad.

Now Field of Scale raid Kurns was available for touching. So we touched it. We touched it HARD!
Grats Rulltufs on Tower Champions Shield
Cozzs on Eon Forged Plate Vambraces
and O M G HE SPENT DKP! Jitatha on Eon Hardened Leather Gloves

With Kurns in the books we turned our attention toward the Final Confrontation! And we did just that, made it final.
Grats Keaerian on Eon Linked Chain Leggings
Keawedar on Eon Linked Chain Boots
Cozzs on Eon Forged Plate Breastplate
and Mythrill on Bridle of the Flying Imperial Sokokar

Now onto the lighter side of things which is why your actually still reading this dribble. Gnome hate: Nothing sweeter than it, except a dead ranger. WoT has it's share of the midget misfits, but sometimes they try so hard to be smart, that I think they even confuse themselves. Take a look at what Msha had to say about a new aug slot.

The conversation came up that a rival guild had somehow passed us in progression. To that we said who did what? As if we care if someone rushes through content. All it is in the end is O M G look at my epeen. Such an angry inch. But lets see the comments about epeen and how it relates to the gnome population.

Of course you can't have a good game of tennis without a ball.

How about the recession? How's that treating you? Jitatha has found ways to avoid this tragedy.

Speaking of Jitatha, he's been a bit different lately. Maybe its the recession maybe not. Who know's. But one thing is for sure, he has urges like every man, and sometimes he needs those urges fulfilled!

And sometimes he just gets strait down to the point.

And to really seal the deal he gives his opion's of the life expectancy of a mage in combat!

Shadowbeaver got caught rushing back to the raid to be there on time! It really gets on my nerves when guildies jump ship to the higher end guilds. But there is one thing that's worse. When Guildies change to the mobs side...

Could it be that the mobs have invaded Nocturnes mind as well?

Now Trygvve has been TRYING to lay low and not get into the front page. But it seems he just can't control himself!

The Warriors have been making me wonder, what REALLY goes on in the tank channel. Do they have a wotwarrior channel with the password gaylords? Daska was interested in a new technique he had to leave raid!

Sometimes I really do think they are in a gay porn ring. The jealousy can really heat up! You tell me, is Tryg jealous or spot on?

Tryg proves he likes some man to man relations

It's gotten so bad that Guuz has been infected!

I asked Hardabit what he thinks of the new fabled adventure raids this year.

I couldn't agree with you more. Nerf pallies. Since we are talking about Hardabit, let's see his few of foreplay

When asked how his night out with the boys were, we were greeted with a colorful conversation!

Now either I'm loose as they come, or Hardabit is just well... small. You Decide, remember... he's a dwarf.

One good thing is when people conduct personnel hygiene. Nothing says purity like a freshly washed ass. But what happens when you trim your toe nails at the computer while waiting for raid to start?

Now its not often, ok I've never done it, that I crack jokes about myself. But I figured 1 year of doign these I can do it.
I was having a conversation with a few guildies, and this particular conversation was with Istanora. Now these were TELLS mind you, private pm's nothing out of the ordinary, but you know they are kind of well private. After all, the P in PM is Private Message. Somethings just aren't sacred anymore

Doing this front page over the past year has led to a lot of distrust in me. I can't understand why.

Well that wraps up this edition of WoT updates, I leave you with not one but two moments of zen
Remember before going into war you need your warface!

Nothing spells Fabled, then rogues screwing with corpses!

Loladene Dethwytch

10:48am UTC, 25th May 2009

Now to the update. This update will be different. There will be no laughter, there will be no humor. Just 100% hardcore e-peen waving going on here. Last I updated we had 2 out 6 events done in MMM. Krond and Breakneck had been owned and we were trying to figure out how to stuff a gnome doctor in a bag and toss her in the river. That time came three days after I updated! Seems everytime I update we get a new guild first the next raid day and everyone (4 people,) are chanting UPDATE UPDATE! Well we sacked Brinda five times since then!

Grats Murrin, Istanora, and Sweetmamma on Jingling Alloy Loop
Raryel, Masterblackorb, and Msha on Steamwork Welder's Multitool
Badabumm and Borammar on Impromptu Body Protector
Zhaeli on Merciless Beastkin's Husk Cowl
Utuzeneth and Msha on Shimmering Cabalist's Velvet Hat
Gilgamesh and KNoke on Raging Bloodletter's Hardened Helm
And Saundra on Rootbound Auspex's Husk Cowl

Well with half the zone dead, naturally you have to press on. The E-peen must be enlarged!
We pressed on to the most colorful room in the zone. Two large elite chessboards of a rainbow nature. Kind of makes you think that Paladins made the room.

Grats Razimir, Zhaeli and Borammar on Gear-Linked Cloak
Moorelight on Tiny Tinkermusic Box-o-Matic
Finelarya, Tinyhealer and Murrin on Oil-Resistant Facemask
Gilgamesh on Reflective Gem of Communication
Hairytoes and Eteria on Kidney-Removing Autoshank
Alba and Tryg on Raging Bloodletter's Hardened Gauntlets
Utuzeneth and Msha on Shimmering Cabalist's Velvet Gloves
Rulltufs on Depraved Vanquisher's Hardened Gauntlets
Saundra on Rootbound Auspex's Husk Gloves
Hairytoes on Vengeful Cutthroat's Scaled Gauntlets
Siegfried on Righteous Crusader's Hardened Gauntlets
Lueamien on Arcane Incinerator's Velvet Gloves
And Bamsefar on Merciless Beastkin's Husk Gloves

Well thats four mobs down. And it looks like the E-peen might have gained a centimeter. Lets drudge on. There must be more mobs here to help us gain E-peen. The last two mobs in the zone is Meldrath and Bargangle. Naturally since the zone is named after him we can't exactly go to Meldrath first. This is not WoW ladies and gentlemen. We must bang our head on a mob 100 times before we get access to the next zone!
So Bargangle.. what's to say about another lame ass robot? MELT IT DOWN! So we did...four times.

Grats Jitatha, Linxye and Brewce on Studded Engineer's Workgrips
Raryel, Torgrimsbane, and Msha on Intricate Engineer's Locket
Daska and Hardabit on Hydraulic Crushblade
Zhaeli on Auto-Aiming Steamcoiled Recurvinator
Trggve, Alba and Docoe on Raging Bloodletter's Hardened Greaves
Elteria on Vengeful Cutthroat's Scaled Leggings
Torgrimsbane and Masterblackorb on Putrid Corrupter's Velvet Pantaloons
Razimir on Merciless Beastkin's Husk Leggings
And Takkin on Relentless Hunter's Scaled Leggings

OMG ladies and gentlemen its growing! Oh the emense size of it all! MORE MORE MORE! What's left? THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING! And there is... Another midget in a tin can. Oh wait there is a twist! He's a necro! Oh he ressurrected a few mobs that we can tank and spank? Well the whole event is a bit more then that. But yeah tank n spank for about 90 minutes. Poor healers. Hope they got a cup under the desk. Now they know how the enchanters felt back in Planes of Power when we were doing the Rathe Counsil. So we crushed another can of gnome soup. Four Times.

Grats Nocturne, Sichlor and Elteria on Gnomish Engineer's Gearloop
Bardish on Hydraulic Hammer of Smashing
Istanora, Kaarkfu, and Bamsefar on Prismatic Faycite
Daska and Fairborn on Gearlock Steel Curvebow
Goldax on Self-Retracting Gearplate Mk. III
Sweetmamma on Blastertron Mechano-Pylon Mk. IV
Finelarya and Tenalina on Benevolent Lifegiver's Hardened Breastplate
Rulltufs on Depraved Vanquisher's Hardened Breastplate
Saundra on Rootbound Auspex's Husk Tunic
Masterblack orb on Putrid Corrupter's Velvet Robe
And Wenamcea on Righteous Crusader's Hardened Breastplate

So we have now gained access to Crystallos. End Zone 14. It will be a few more weeks before we can properly raid Crystallos. But I'd like to personnally thank all the uber guilds who cried, bitched and complained about only 6 drops per Meldrath kill. As we reap the reward of getting 12 per now. So with 4 kills, 12 drops per kill, and some gnome math that gives us 48 flagged for Crystallos. Just another month of farming and we start on some proper fantasy bosses! Final tally, we started off with baby gnome E-peen. Now we have baby ogre E-peen.

But now for the lighter side of things.
Sony picks a person or guild to "highlight them." For some ungodly reason, I say act of desperation, they picked us. Then again it might be because Jitatha was the only one to respond!

Torgrimsbane: Protector of the sleeping!

He doesn't mind getting down in dirty or getting knee deep in the ...

I'd like to introduce someone to you guys. Someone who has "Shocked" me. I thought Yllandra was an innocent little gnome. Evil indeed as she is a Necro but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine this stuff!First she acts like that movie Exorcism of Emily Rose ..

Then she wants some skin ...

Of course we can't have an update without mentioning gnomes! What happens if you agro Meldrath ahead of schedule?

I didn't even know they had magazines like this!

Daska wants a new armor slot in game!

Hardabit can't control hisself when he hears the word twins!

Since we Are talkign about hardabit. Pallies again admitting they are GAY

What is an update without mentioning Tryggve.
He has taught us many things over the years, and the lessons continue. Today's lesson. Proper Mez Breaking

He also can't control himself when an Ogre touches him

He also teaches us, that it is always best to introduce yourself

Finally, we reach the moment of Zen today folks. We in WoT think education is the most important thing there is out there. Some people.. apparently not so...

Loladene Dethwytch

10:28am UTC, 14th Mar 2009

Welcome to Keawedar & Ayochak! Wear the straightjacket with pride!

Last update I mentioned we got Queen Malarian down to 34%! Not bad for a bunch of people who raid three days a week.Well a little persistance on our part and right around the end of Decemeber WoT got an Early Xmas present! We squashed the bug juice out of the queen and took all the loots!

Grats Takkin on Bile Etched Ritual Dagger
Shadowbeaver on Malarian Egg Sack
Qanlaen & Tenalina on Polished Tsetsian Thorax
Rulltufs on Malarian Flesh Girdle
Saundra on Knotted Plague Strand Choker
Tyanniea on Decaying Ritual Totem
And Lueamien & Shadowbeaver on Eye of Putrid Sight

Now in addition to Queen Malarian, we tried a few times till we figured it out the event in Blackburrow. Rottrued the Twisted. This looks like what would happen to a gnoll if you gre him, painted him black, and forced him to do powder through a straw. We brought in the Vet and had that puppy put down!

Grats Jitatha on Moonstone Compass
Finelarya, Utuzeneth & Rodlok on Wrext Mal Mundungu Signet Ring
Xatranaz on Rottrued's Spaulders
Weawen on Rottrueds Backup Sticker
Docoe on Rottrued Containment Ring
Tanize on Rottrued's Enforcer
And Rodlok on Rottrued Training Spur

So with not much effort WoT has already beat Tier one of Seeds of Destruction, The Oceangreen Theme.

We might have to look at the Bloody Kithikor Theme and try out Bahgresh and see how we do there!

So as some of you know we have been plowing and blasting the Steamfactory heavily to get everyone Access to Meldrath's Mansion. Our first raid into MMM was on the 4th of January. Who would've thought that within two raiding days we actually rung our hands around Breakneck's neck and broke it!

Grats Yllandra on Cruel Mechanic's Shawl
Razimir on BL Merciless Beastkin's Husk Wristguard
Gorduins on Prophetic Seer's Scaled Wristguard
Hardabit on Gyroscopic Combat Assistant MK. 1 and Steamgineers Trinket of Station

Now we moved on to try his little brother Krond. We found him nestled away in his bed having wet dreams about female minotaurs with High Elf boobs! So we sent the rogues in, and killed him in his sleep. Do you know how hard it is to castrate a Minotaur without him waking up? So we put him in the Guilotine as he was reaching for a Fine Steel Spear!

Grats Utuzeneth on Steamwork Engineers Waistband
Gillgamesh on Greasy Steam-Pauldrons
Wenamcea on Righteous Crusader's Hardened Vambraces
And Kaarkfu on Husk Armwraps of the Wheeling Fist

We tried the good Doctor Brinda at the end of the last raid, but it was not so memorable. We will see if we can stuff that gnome in a bag and toss it in the river sooner or later!

SERVERS COMING DOWN IN 20 MINUTES!

Pardon my french, but screw you sony! That was our last raiding day before the release of Seeds of Destruction. All hopes of finishing the 13th expansion, The Buried Sea, by launch were dosed by Sony's emergency patch to fix a non working tradeskill combine. (I'm not really sure what it was that was an emergency.) Also add into all of this, that we are trying to progress forward into MMM. With only one mob left to do. Big Bynn I. He was bugged so much, that he was casting his ae every second on us. Umm working as intended? I think not!

So fast forward two weeks. We have a few freaks in guild who have taken the bait and "dinged" 85. Congratulations to all of you. Some freak named Khur on the Cazic Thule server dinged 85 in like 13 hours. Congratulations dude! Here's your straitjacket and a bottle of lotion to put on your sore ass.

But that all aside we have worked hard on stuff, raided more stuff, and killed even more stuff. But let's get back to that cheated feeling.
Yup you guessed it, Two Gods are sleeping with the fishes.

Amazingly enough we got Events 1 - 5 done on a Sunday and then got Commodus done on first go giving us a solid two hours to kill them, which wasnt needed.
For the lore buffs out there, here is a bit that was said post mortem. I'm not sure what it says but sure theres a you rock, and uh suck it attached to the bottom.

Grats Xatranaz on Dark Runed Belt
Istanora on Cloak of the Sun God
Nocturne on Scimitar of the damned
and Wenamcea on Blade of Pure Light

We also went back to Ashengate North before release and revisited our old nemesis Lethar 2.0. He's big, he's ugly and now he's dead!

Grats Icyen on Spked Bracelet of the Betrayer
Vannay on Embroided wool Band of Poetry
Shadowbeaver on Serpent's Essence
Badabumm on Antathus' Warfire Breastplate
And Howeii on Mysaphar's Silvergfanged Leggings

Now let's get back to that Big Bynn I guy. Remember he was casting the ae so fricking much that it was unbeatable. Amazingly enough, Sony fixed it.

I WAS IN SHOCK!

So we wondered back into his lair, gave the marching order and blamm! We pulled the plug on that dead dragon so fast! I didn't know what was going on!

I have no pics of this but you can droll on the lewts!

Grats Suresap and Icyen on Ancient Scaled Wristguard
Daska on Ancient Hardened Bracer
Ardbeg on Ancient Velvet Slippers
Jitatha and Hairytoes on Coilstream Mechanomantle
and Rulltufs and Peppar on Steam-Powered Disc of Command

So we will be farming the piss out of him, the mino and the other 3 idiots in steamfactory till we are sick of it!

But thats not all ladies and gentlemen! We took a poke at a raid we never tried before. Bloodmoon Keep 3. Interestingly enough I wasn't there! I was keeping my wife busy. But they said it was a hardcore battle and um well yeah they killed it.

Grats Istanora on Rakno's Lost Fang
Brimir on Bloodied Skull Crusher
Xatranaz on Ring of the Ripping Claw
Weawen on Relentless Hunter's Scaled Wristguard
And Gorduins on Prophetic Seer's Scaled Wristguard

So it has been an action packed month for Wind of Tranquility. But what is really going on behind the scenes. Let's go to the director's cut!

Meaty is a friendly kind of tank. And he is always there to welcome our new trialists. Look how well mannered he is when the newest bard recruit was on the raid!

I always thought it was hard being an Enchanter. But I never realized how hard until i paid attention!

Hell even Jitatha was in on the act!

I had better be careful pointing out Jitatha's shortcomings! Lookw what happened to Gormm when he was disrescptecful!

Gnomes are always a point of interest. Read a couple of quotes from our crazy little men, behind the scenes!

It's hard to be a troll. But to think that someone actually wants to be a gnome permanantly. I almost called the looney wagon!

Since we are talking about Pepper the Berserker. There is a saying that I am my own worst critic. Peppar takes that moto and runs with it!

Some of our raids have gotten really intense. How intense you may ask? Let's ask Shadowbeaver!

Can't talk about porn and not mention Siegfried! Where is our Scottsman this month?

Maybe he was in Wales and York checking out the competition.

Or just meeting up with the wrong crowd. All I have to say is how do you know this?

Cozz, one of our Iksar Shadowknights decided to buy the AA forage. Little did he know the repricutions of doing so!

Tryggve tells us how he feels about Kid Rock.

Speaking of Tryggve, he was 100% certain he wouldn't make the update. Picture if you will ladies and gentlemen. A squating Ogre, an unwilling halfling, and a horny barbarian standing watch.

Reading is a plus. what happen's when you make a false run at a raid mob, and the raid is still buffing? For the answer ask Badabumm.

Nocturne is easily amused by well anything. To include peeing her pants!

I'm starting to realize that our Zerker community has issues. Listen to Brimir and Hobbitslayer.

Can't have an update without a ranger quote. I was looking in the closet for that perfect quote. Then Takin just came out of it!

Now ladies and gentlemen the moment you have all been waiting for the moment of zen. A little background info. AB our server is home to some of THE best guilds in EQ history. Not people known for following the others like lemmings, but being trendsetters. Server firsts and serverwide firsts to be exact. Well as of the time we tried Queen Malarian only 12 others had beaten it serverwide. We're finally amoung the elite erm uh top 30 or something.

Not bad for a raid average of 82. No doubt she will die with a full powered raid! Until next time!

Loladene Dethwytch
80 Shadowknight
Doing my part to keep the raid average down!

06:43pm UTC, 10th Nov 2008

Welcome to our newest members: Tinyhealer, Gormm, and leleane! Remember its a straitjacket. Not a sextoy!

So first up wehre to start. There was 3 guild firsts since last update. After crashing around in Soltaris a bit gearing up from Sisters to Irissa we decided to try our hands on some of the begging raids in SoF and boy were they surprised to see us so soon!First mob we encountered was the Mining Behemoth in the Steam Factory. WE convinced one of our warriors to run in and test the waters. 1 second later we drug him back and rezzed. So with an even sicker sence of humor, Jitatha called the charge. We melted down the pile of metal to a scrap heap!

Xatranaz Goldax and Cozzs on Pneumatic Powerblade
Saundra and Sichlor on Ancient Husk Armwraps
Linxye on Ancient Husk Tunic
Keaerian on Ancient Scaled Sleeves
Phartos on Winged Gem of command

After this we decided to turn our attention on Chief Mechanic Clankwrench. Interesting, twisted script. Imagine an AFK ranger with autofire on. But each bit of damage increases the next ae to hit. Gets even funnier with 4 afk wizzies, 5 rangers and 10 beasts! But Thanks to voice chat we yelled and screamed and pulled out the win!

Grats Scooch on Benevolent Menders Mantle
Raryle on Metallic Spark-Shawl
Tenalina on Ancient Hardened Breastplate
Jakol on Power Infused Steamcleaver
Brimir on Industrial Tinkered Drillbore
Yllandra on Ancient Velvet Pantaloons
Weawen on Ancient Scaled Leggings
and Linxye on Ancient Husk Leggings

We tried our Teeth on Spindlecrank, but we were too tired to do much, but 69% is not a bad attempt in my opinion for a dry run!

But our biggest success since last update has to be Commodus,Solar Construct!
This big ugly red beast is the Jelvin event from CoA on crack. Imgaine blancing 4 mobs and one lifetaps the other for help. Now the further they are out of balance the harder they hit. And when I mean out of balance its more then 5% health. They lifetap for 10% of the others health. Now once you get it down to half way, the sweat pouring down your face. Your thinking man this can't get any worse! WRONG! Commodus tosses you another 4 mobs to "have fun" with. So now you got 8 mobs, thats 8 tanks tanking. 7 Clerics swearing, 6 rogues a poking. 5 Frickin adds! ok didn't mean to go into a christmas song there. There are actually 30 adds. But hey besides the enchanters who's counting? So we killed these 8 frickin things and Commodus starts to act like he's some type of badass and comes down to tickle our warriors. 2 minuts later we got this.

Grats Qanlaen on Bulwark of the Firebringer
Ardbeg on Enchanted Firethrower of Speed
Loladene on Tainted Energeiac Plate Greaves
Balogh on Shrouded Energeiac Chain Leggings
Finelarya and Saundra on A Brightly Glowing Combine Signet Ring

Now for the stuff that keeps everyone laughing, except Tryggve. Hey I know... Let's start out with a Tryggve quote!
We all know that Tryggve has issues. LOTS of issues. After starting the Commodus script that we had to abort due to a failure in balance. This is his Response to it all.

The rogues have set the standard for beastlords. Use wolf illusion and they refuse to drag you till last, or was this a clever way for the Beastlords to get some action? I'll let you decide!

We have some smartasses in the guild. 2 weeks ago my Beautiful Logitech G5 mouse died. I was looking for a new one, which I settled for the Steelseries IKARI mouse. 3200 DPI you can't complain about. But before finding that mouse I asked the guild for suggestions. This is the response I got!

Before defeating Commodus last Thursday we started the zone in and move to him. To start clearing the trash. But Linxye had other plans, he's been secretly planning a main change to ranger!

Now that voice chat has gone live, all you perverst have probably discovered with HORROR the people you are cybering are not the hot 36-24-36 blonde babes you had hoped them to be. Actually they aren't Jena but Jens...

I've always thought that Jitatha is the most patient guy in the world. After all I've been in guild 3 years and he's been leading them the whole way! But now I know the he's been doing drugs to cope!

I have always thought that there are other people from other servers who read our guild boards. But I wasn't sure. Actually I thought the only one's reading it is our guildies and future apps. Boy was I wrong. I got fans on the FV server!

He then started to talk shit about rangers which is always a plus

To add to this, he realized that I am a desperate sort and I need as much stuff for front page updates as I can get. Needless to say. The ransom wasn't paid.

Daska was thinking about a sex change and discussed the pro's and con's of this with Jitatha. Needless to say, Jit shared with the guild some of Daska's concerns and worries. Hey we're a family guild thats what family does right?

Now your moment of Zen!

The trolls in our guild our turning soft. Some are turning gay. And I'm not talking that dictionary "happy" definition of gay. I'm talking 100% hardcore in the backside gay! I'll let you be the judge of that.

I appologize for no gnome humor this update, but they were in the middle of the above troll sandwich. And I think I heard the trolls saying something about gnome, perfect size, and butt plug.

Loadene Dethwytch
80 Shadowknight

10:51am UTC, 21st Sep 2008

But First let's Welcome our Newest Member Sweetmamma! Wear the tag with pride!

First target that we hit was Astire the Lunar moon. He is part of The Captured Portal Script. We had a rough run on him last week, but even with a rough run, we still got him to 21% before we called the retreat order. This time it wasn't so pretty for him. Those who haven't done him, its all a matter of what effect and what adds do you want to deal with. There is no 1 perfect strat. Which makes him a unique script.After some tugging and screaming and kiting and more screaming we pulled out the win, even with our local bard getting confused and having a deathwish.

Grats Tryggve on Tainted Moonstone Shard
Finelarya and Saundra on A Glowign Combine Signet Ring
Knikob on Sanguine Energeiac Plate Helm
Aristot on Phased Energeiac Silk Hat
and Finelarya on Amice of Wurine Regeneration

So with a full head of steam, we rebuffed, and walked over to start learning the strat for Portal to Dreadspire. Anyone who's done Queen Sendaii for Demiplane access. Think about her but on steroids. 15k AE dot, clones, adds. Damn where is Doog when you need him! For those who don't know Doog set the guild all time record of deaths on a single event against Queen Sendaii. Lets just say there was more dead shaman corpses then dead Spider corpses.
We started the script on the first go and figured out what the 24 adds up top were about and did some stuff with Irissa to see what she was like. We aborted at 71% to regroup. I gotta say, there was sometimes I thought man we just wiped! Twice I thought that. But somehow, we pulled the W out of our elusive back pockets and slaughtered the frickin thing. To quote Jit. I HATE SPIDER EVENTS!

Grats Hairytoes on Venomous Fang of the Seer
Suresap on Transient Bow of Solar Winds
Alba and Jakol on Rugged Energeiac Plate Vambraces

To my guild I have only 1 thing to say!

Commodus is next up and we should lay him to waste in no time guys!

Now a few quotes that can't go anywhere else.
What happens when you combine a married soldier in Iraq, and a mage rod.

Shadowbeaver has proven that fact that masturbation will not make you go blind!

Now for the last bit of this quick update. Yes I know tryg didn't make the update, but he got a loot so still in the update. But picture this if you will. I am busy summoning throwing stones for ranged events.

Then I have this ranger wanna be Zerker ask me a question.... As if I wouldn't post this on the front page. signed, sealed, delivered, Owned!

One last thing I must say before closing this update. Today 26 August 2008, is a severly significant day. As today we receive with great honor, the fourth Opus from the ultra talented britains, Dragonforce!

Now if you excuse me I'm going to the record store!

Loladene Dethwytch

06:18am UTC, 26th Aug 2008 (Updated 10:18am UTC, 26 Aug 2008)

Grats Suresap on Steel-Welded Ringmail coat
Ardbeg on Steel-Threaded Satin Pantaloons
Fairborn on Shroud of the Moonlight Curse
Rulltufs on Ticka, Greatblade of the Ravager
Shadowbeaver on Spell: Bond of the Blackwater Rk. III
And Saundra on Spell: Torrid Sunray Rk. III

Beating that task unlocks the next task called Crazok's Throne. Some of the mobs in this event have some amazing AE's. The aura's are killer as well. Relatively strait to the point Task. Kill 5 guys. Seems Simple Right? Let me show you what was said after the first accidental pull of 2 of the mobs at the same time

So we regrouped. Gathered the forces, buffed and took them on 1 by 1. Slowly we widdled all 5 namers down.

Grats Razimir on Lunar Horns
Tryggve on Bloodrime Pauldrons
Utuzeneth on Steel-Threaded Satin Sleeves
Zhaelli on Steel-Studded Leather Armwraps
Loladene on Spell: Bond of the Blackwater Rk. III
And Jaokol on Tome of Armor of Decorum Rk. III

Completing that event unlocks Raid 3. Ralkor's Crystals. We never went on to do that, as we had a bigger fish to fry. Enter SOLTARIS!
I called it back in January. I said we would be in Soltaris before Christmas, but damn I didn't think we would be getting close to finishing before Christmas. Here we are 11 days since stepping foot into Soltaris, and we have the first 3 events done, and we ALMOST got the 4th event down. Was a fun wipe at 21% left of Astire.

Now event 1 is the Sisters. Anyone who's done Demiplane knows the boringness that is Althea, Brenda and the other harlot. This one can be completed within 10 minutes. Simple process. Kill mobs, hand in there weapons, watch the girls play with each other then see who's left, and slap her silly. We've done it 2 times already!

Grats Docoe on Polished Fang-Guard
Borammar and Cozzs on Bloodstaind Ak-Daal Blade
Valkarie on Althea's Black Pearl Choker
Jitatha on Feral Energeiac Leather Wristguard
tryggve on Rugged Energeiac Plate Bracer
Grindcorex on Singing Energeiac Plate Bracer
and Amadicia on Pristine energeiac Plate Bracer

Now the second event is a bit interesting. Deadly Swarm as its so apply named. Let me show you a comment after realizing what happens when you accidentally trigger the ogre and 1 minute 50 seconds has gone by.

But we called in the cleaning lady to clean up the shit and we went back to work. A bunch of mezzing, a bunch of kiting, and a bunch of dps later and Aprosis was dead.

Grats Lenothx on Blade of the Cursed
Raryel on Spike Covered Loop
Loladene on Lochmaul Band
Rulltufs on Buckler of Corruption
Alba on Rugged energeiac Plate Gauntlets
Finelarya, Saundra, Linxye and Phartos on A Corrupted Drop of Focused Sunlight

The third event is extremely tank and healing heavy event. In the end of the event your killing 16 different mobs. This event was a bit confusing so some Cozzs put it in a simpler way so that others can easily understand.

With chaos running amok, we pulled out the W.

Grats Xatranaz on Great Axe of Twin Flames
Loladene on Smouldering Faceguard of the Fallen
Cozzs on Tainted Energeiac Plate Boots
and Colaneil on Pristine Energeiac Plate Boots

I See us killing Event 4 in the extreme near future, and possibly moving up to as high as 2 gods before November. Lethar 2.0 definately has his days numbered, with our last attempt dropping him down to 37%. Just fine tuning and patience now! Good things for WoT to come. Welcome our newest members to the guild!

Howeii
Scooch

Now to the fun stuff.

Pallies. I thought you were knights as well. One seems to be confused and is crying like a healer!

The Silkies in the guild give there opinion on Melee toons

We found another secret admirer of fulir!

The Random Number Generator Finds itself another victim!

Everyone knows rangers have a hard time, everyone is picking on them, but when told to move zones, sometimes they just can't get that right

People in our guild are sick. No not like laying in bed, thermometer in your mouth sick. I'm talking 100% corrupted in the head. Yes I fall into that category but thats besides the point

Ever been a tank waiting for that heal to land? Then you die? Ever wonder way?

Well they gave Shadowknights a newer, beefier version of Harm Touch. It now has a serious DoT. Having heard this a paladin reconsidered classes

Msha had a brilliant plan, but it failed.

we found out the bad way, that Hardabit's girlfriend was out of town.

Finelarya reassured an old member what its like to do it at older ages.

Giving someone a buff is a friendly thing to do between guildies. These 2 took it to a whole nother level!

Qanlaen and the rest of the enchanters are always raped on events with mad mezzing. Mainly because of stupid melee mez breaks. They have decided to fight back!

Meaty got caught downloading porn again

The boys in the tank channel keep getting distracted and for prolonged AFK's during raids. I wonder what it could be?

I'm a bit concerned we might have an Sexual harassment clause on our hands! You can talk about her cute butt, you can droll over her boobsl. But don't call her a man!

I for one would never insult a wizzie. Pure mana casting DPS. What more do you want?

And of course last but not least, we can't have an update without Tryg! Whats to say this time you wonder? All I can say, is if your at Tryg's house and he offers you a seat. Ask for a towel...

Now for the moment of zen. As promised Wena in a cheerleading outfit! Look at that come hither look she's giving us!

Loladene Dethwytch

12:24pm UTC, 21st Aug 2008 (Updated 12:29pm UTC, 21 Aug 2008)

But before we get on to the update a short welcome to our newest Members: Lenothx, Shadowcaster, Goldax, Grindcorex, Kaeerian, Memluil and some ranger, oh yeah Brimir....
Wear your tag with pride!

We have had some heavy focus on Frostcrypt Raid 2.
FC2 is a great instance, for the most part.
The first event is an aug event called, The Sleepless Guard. I wasn't here for our first killing of him, but basically some idiot sits on top of his coffin (gave us less distance to drag him to bury), and spawns Gizmo and all the other gremlins from the stupid 80's movie. Only he forgot to give poor Gizmo some HP!

Grats Zhaeli on Mossy Tundra Stone
Hairytoes on Iridescent Pearl of Icy Precision
Mythrill on Frost-Etched Ruby of Vitality
and Balogh on Etched Obsidian Shard

Moving on to Event 2, called Wulfnor the Gladiator. We pull some giant to the corner, gank him hard, slap his buddies for cheering him on and play with his pets. Sound like fun? Not really an impressive fight, but Farmable.

Grats Bouillou and Brimir on A Timeworn Glove Mold
Saundra and Masterblackorb on Riven Krithgor Battle Shield
Borahx on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold
Suresap and Antwan on Silver-Wrapped Turquoise Earring
Valkarie and Broph on Carved Blood Ice Choker
Badabumm on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Bamsefar on Brumal Fists of Whirling Sleet
Badabumm and Msha on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Badabumm on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Tenalina on Serpent's Essence
and Gakania on Frost-Carved Granite Statue

Now Event 3 is Fridleif, Master Warcraft. This event is rather simplistic. Gank him hard, as Jit would say, nothing more to it then that, oh and the billion adds.

All we could find after the nukes finished landing was a single left foot....

Grats Shadowbeaver, Vannay and Colaneil on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Slappah, Saundra and Bouillou on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Wenamcea and Hardabit on Ice Enameled Gorget of Battle
Hermonie and Bouillou on Scorched Froststeel Ring
Utuzeneth and Eira on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Weawen and Badabumm on Slashed Leather Belt of Frostbite
Daska and Tryggve on Jagged Bone-Handled Ice Reaver
and Docoe on Serpent's Essence

Moving on to Event 4.Harfange the Black. It takes a bit getting use to, but eventually it just "clicks."

Again all we could find is a foot, wtf is with these freaky Giants!

Grats Docoe, Rodlok, and Guuz on Serpent's Essence
Alba and Tanize on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Angely on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold
Slappah on Worn Iron Rallosian relic
Fairborn on Blood-Infused Iron Stud
Varagaz and Bouillou on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Alba on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Slappah on Algid Bag of Frozen Tears
Hardabit and Goldax on Engraved Froststeel Visor
Daska on A Timeworn Glove Mold
and Brimir and Lord Rott on Shattered Mask of Ancestral Rage

Last but definately not least is Beltron the Shade King, owner of all that is FC, bugged to all holy hell after the last 3 patches SO much that you can't take him down 1%..... Sony you suck.
But the one time we did beat him we got some stuff...

And of course the mandatory foot shot....

Grats Xatranaz on Serpent's Essence
Docoe on A Timeworn leggings Mold
Saundra on A Timeworn Chestguard Mold
Wenamcea on Ancient Royal Froststeel Bracer
And Hardabit on Fjorlask, War Maul of Shadows

Now on to some Funny stuff

Where to start when it comes to the Funny stuff, a lot of Hilarious shit has happened. I know, it's never old, lets start with Rangers!

Ranger Hate At its Best!

They may call them Berzerkers, but I call them Rangers useing 2h weapons. Both wear Chain, both day 1 second into raid, both are just as smart as the other! And to top it all off, they allow them to be Dwarves and Ogres. `Nuff said.

Ladies and Gentlemen, might I point you to exhibit b of my Zerkers are Rangers Theory. What happens when the Zerker hasn't been given his medication for the day?

Hmmm what else is there to make fun of. Oh yeah. Pallies... the goody little twoshoes holier then thou. Now I know why they have taken a Vow of Chastity. Check out how excited this pally is about a cure!

Further proof of gayness....

As always we have to poke a little fun at Tryggve. Or is it he brings it on himself. He claims he's not that perverted. I'll let the jury decide!

We have finally found someone for Tryg to hook up with!

Now we were discussing Mixed Martial Arts(MMA) in the guild. one of the main organizations is called the Ultimate Fighting Championships(UFC.) But as tryg was looking for new pr0n, he meant to ask Daska but asked the guild instead!

Now here is how I know Daska was in on it!

So Daska, being caught, takes his revenge out on tryg

We in Wot, Pride ourselves in delivering some of the Best strats our guildies can use to beat any said encounter. In game or out of game!

During one of the Events in FC2, Xatranaz asked a simple question and got a simple answer!

Docoe was trying to figure out how to start the Lethar 2.0 event and got positive responses!

Last in this short Strategy Forum, which I will probably be yelled out for giving away our L33T strats, Fine puts our strategy in simplier terms so its EASIER to understand!

No other guild in EQ history has a bard as dedicated as we do in Wind of Tranquility! Parsburg is currently down in Iraq. Somehow, the evil little Bard has found a way to play. But his dedication is at a small price to us in the raid.

pr0n Seems to always be on our guildies mind this summer. Could it be that love is in the air? Or are we sick and twisted everyday? You decide!

Shadowbeaver wants to watch some pr0n

Even when it comes to getting an epic, pr0n is on the mind!

I have total control over my servents!

Sometimes I dissappoint myself, sometimes I disappoint my guildies, at this instance... I did both

Lately there has been a conspiracy against tanks. It seems to have tainted our mages as well...

After some of Sony's FUN(ok thats a bit sick considering they castrated dps classes by 80%) patches we have seen new things in FC2

Jit shows Daska how to use his new ball scratcher. Is Daska looking at the technique? or Jit's balls? you decide?

Still out reporting our Resident halfling has found himself in some trouble. 2 Months ago he was on a light post. last month on top of a Giant's chair. This month...

Where will he be next month? I already know! Imagine an ogre, halfing and a barbarian... /shiver

who likes family picnics? Gnomes don't

Now your moment of Zen!

Ever seen a high elf chick in a cheerleading outfit?

Next update you will!

Loadene Dethwytch

80 Shadowknight

02:40pm UTC, 22nd Jul 2008

Before we get to that lets welcome our newest members: Fairborn and Eira

Undegar got slammed a few dozen times, and we had the king to finish before we could enter Froxtcrypt.
Now I really have to say. Sony you did a bang up job at making King Odeen sound like a little girl, in a pink dress, with a skinned knee.

Grats Ardbeg on Robe of the Driving Rains,
Jitata on Everlasting Forge Coal, and
Zeneca on Gefia's Gift

After Spanking the king, if you have the flags this opens up Frostcrypt 1. An awesome expedition if you ask me. If not I still think its awesome.
You have 6 events here, 4 aug and 2 loot. First event made me think of Iron Maiden's song Can I Play with Madness with Chariots of Fire playing in the background.
All the poor Sk's, 1 unlucky healers and a rogue get the pleasure of doing sprints down to a torch light the torch, light the next torch, rinse repeat 10000000000 times! After beating this event 2 times already from 2 complete clears of the zone, the sk's area all in great shape.

Grats Finelarya on Frost-Etched Ruby of Vitality

After tha we moved onto 3 brothers. Larry, Curly and Moe. No wait Haevnar, Hufdan and Thuruld. Ok Larry, Curly and Moe sound better.
This has got to be one of the easiest bits in FC1. Beat 1 down, despawn, beat one down despawn, beat one down, Surprise we are back. Uh yeah like we expected you to run away with still 2 million HP......

Grats Hairytoes on Etched Obsidian Shard

Now event 3 is a PITA! Both times we've beaten it, it was ugly to start. There is nothing worse then seeing 15 mini Daska's Running around the raid. The High Elf Clerics were standing on the table...

Grats Ardbeg on Molded Agate Trinket

moving down to event 4, kind of put the shock in us. 1 Idiot standing on a Platform, 4 Groups of about 10 Giants at all 4 Cardinal directions. Biggest Fear was dealing with all 40 adds at once. That was not the case
Hell I don't think we even dealt with 10 adds. All blow and no go.

Grats Mythrill on Rune-Etched Granite Fragment

Lets see thats 4 aug guys done. Lets get to loot damnit!

The first real loot, or as I refer to it, Backflag mob of the crypt is Hearol The Tactician. Although interesting, he's on farm now. Slap him around he gets scared throws up some walls, beat wall down, beat him down.
Grats Angely on Runed Cold Iron Warhammer,
Bouillou on Ornate Mask of Fallen Dreams,
And the Greedy Monk Slappah on A Timerworn Gloves Mold

And last but definately not least we have the boss. Lorekeeper Grenwald. This event... SUCKS. But I like it anyways. Cue up the Chariots of Fire music again!

Grats Borammer on Frost Runed Blade of the Wraithguard,
Fulir on Iceweave Cloak of Blackest Night,
And again the Greedy Monk on another A Timeworn Skullcap Mold

We have beaten FC1 2 times, Just to be sure. But thats too much code for all the other stuff, and I didn't keep track last night of all the loot. Yup I'm lazy
FC2 looks to be a lot more fun then FC1!We have 5 more Scripts in FC2 plus Lethar 2.0 till WoT > TSS! It looks like I was right. We will be in Soltaris before Christmas!

Now on to the lighter side of things.

I have now found out why mez breaks are happening! There is a conspiracy!

Rumor has it there is a new game out there for people who play Paladins!

To further prove that male dwarf pallies prefer men...


Need I say more?

Sometimes the mob being pushed around reminds us of how old we are....

Note to guildies, IF you say soemthing totally off the wall, and I tell you don't worry, I won't put it on the website.... I lie

Last update we found our resident rogue halfling on a light pole....

Zhaeli tells us her darkest secret

We are now looking for someone to buy Hardabit a new thumbdrive... his is full

Can't have an update without Tryg in it!

Some people think clerics can't laugh

I think its they are afk

Some can't tell the difference between a necro and a wizzie

I think Meaty and jyve has been hanging around the Pallies to long

And now for your moment of zen. The answer to the first question of the update. Did it?

I had 1 Last minute submission! It even takes the cake. Now imagine your a halfling. Which means your waist high to an orc, and you zone in and find this!

Loladene Dethwytch
80 Shadowknight

03:28am UTC, 25th Jun 2008

No more then 1 week after my last update, the members of WoT decided to try our hands at some targets that had given us trouble.

Previously Octa the Collector didn't play nice, and we had only got him down to 27%. After a good solid 4 minutes we cut off his legs and shoved them up his silk making ass! We've ganked him a few times since AB and the instance server is ALWAYS BROKEN! FIX THAT SONY!!!!!!!

Grats Gakania and Saundra on Steel-studded Leather Gloves,
Rodlok and Valkarie on Mantle of Grand Plans,
Zhaeli and Sichlor on Crushing Demolisher,
Shadowbeaver on Steel-Welded Plate Gauntlets,
Vannay on Steel-Threaded Satin Gloves,
Takenmelootz on Glittering Gem of Focus,
Hermonie on Steel-Welded Ringmail Gauntlets,
Docoe on Loop of Cruel Ingenuity

After avenging ourselves to the 8 legged tyrant we had unfinished business in Valdeholm. High Lorekeeper Undegar Dergon had proved a small challenge. But once the evidence was presented to the Wraithguard, we all made short work of him!
Grats Cozzs, Chowar, Finelarya and Knikob on the ultra common Warbound Leggings,
Shadowcross and Dunek on Icedancer,
Raryel on Udengar's Thornmesh of War,
Kuler on Loyalist Coat of Icemail,
Pentiley on Warweaver!

Now we have been keeping Sothgar down pretty regularly, and only 1 time before attempted Stitch's ambush. We literally bowled through that 15 minute kill fest opening up the way to Stitch himself! On the first go with spiders and lava flying everywhere he ended up on his back in the spread eagle position!

Grats Sichlor and Kewtee on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold,
Borammar on A Timeworn Armguard Mold,
Tryggve on A Timeworn Boot Mold,
Duranolin on A Timeworn Bracer Mold,
Moorelight on A Timeworn Glove Mold and Everflame Torch of Ashengate,
Masterblackorb on Crescent Courier's Earring,
Chowar on Burned Remains of Shyleen,
Tanize on Cloak of the Scarlet Legion,
and Tryggve and Shadowcross on Slain Noble's Ring

Anyone who has gone past Ashengate West and East in progression knows you have to do them a few times in order to get enough idiots flagged for north! After flagging this idiot and a few more we tried our teeth on Ashengate Norths instance, well the few times the instance server let us into the zone. This zone had 5 events. The first one although chaotic as it may seem is actually a controlled Chaos. You have 3 waves of mobs 10, 18 then 26 who think they are bad. We slapped them had Daska teabag on 54 of them, snatched up the loot and moved on to event 2 the AUG mob!

Grats Lueamien and Aristot on A Timeworn Armguard Mold,
Balogh on A Timeworn Glove Mold,
Masterbloackorb on A Timeworn Boot Mold,
Zeneca on Cudgel of Unified Vision,
Finelarya on Fetish of Unlife,
Razimir on Band of the Wildspirits,
Zhaelli on Daggerscale Visor!

Now the shade of Veldyn is just an Aug dropper, nothing fancy same loot table as all aug droppers in Ashengate East and West. My opinion this is one of those mobs put in to give the Raid leader a break from thinking for 3 minutes or to plan the Lethar the black event.
Grats Raryel on Arcane Actuator,
Gwindar on Arcane Wavebender Prism,
Grats Yxmoerdaren on Clipped Griffon wings!

Lethar the Black. The third event in Ashengate North. What a Pain in the ass. Face this way, no that way no this way ARRRGGGHHHH! More like Snow white the gay ass Dragon asking the mirror who's the most owned dragon in Norrath!

Grats Ardbeg and Bamsefar on A Timeworn Glove Mold,
Nirtox on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold,
Tenalina on A Timeworn Armguard Mold,
Xatranaz and Rulltufs on Serpent's Essence,
Cozzs and Guuz on Scarlet Legion Command Stone,
Takenmelootz on Hoop of Elementqal Mastery,
and Guuz on Haunting Ruby Amulet!

Event 4 is Dyn'Leth, Firstborn of Lethar!
Nothing much to this event, kill some mobs, slap a drake, kite a drake, push Dyn'leth in the lava.....

Grats Raryel and Saundra on A Timeworn Bracer Mold,
Cozzs on A Timeworn Armguard Mold,
Zeneca on A Timeworn Glove Mold,
Xatranaz on Shield of Fire and Fury,
Daska on Green Dragonscale Earring,
Antwan on Darkfell Fingerbone Necklace,
and Hairytoes on the ever so fitting Belt of the Vengeful Orphan!!!

We tried our teeth on Lethar's Final Stand. But with numbers dropping due to lateness of the raids, we only managed to get him to about 85%! Soon you freak of nature!

Now to the comical side of WoT.....

It's hard not to pick on people. Ecspecially the chain class. Rogues and Shaman hold up there end of the deal, but the Bezerkers and Rangers... plant a target on their backs!

I hate to crack on a fellow Shadowknight, but Shadowbeaver got strait owned by the Random Number Generator!

Paladins may be the protectors of light, shining in the darkness, but just like that idiot Jeffery Dahmer, Paladins have dark secrets too....

I'm still trying to figure out what this was all about. But in the middle of the Undeggar raid some perverted dwarf asked a question ....

Torgrimsbane has officially been removed from the buff list now ...

Rariel the mage has become Raryel the mage. Due to incompetant GM's his character was bugged to all hell, and he couldn't complete any quests. But this makes me wonder if the character was bugged or not...

Never does an update go bye in which Tryg doesn't make the front page. I'm beginning to wonder if he's trying????

Any chick looking for a single guy we have one...

Jit gave us a good option to killing Shyra on an off day

With his love for rangers, non willingness to love tryg, Duranolin turns his love for the Sk's, I don't know about you but I'm already 2 miles ahead of him...

Ever wonder why random people die with healers in there groups?

Just when you thought Fabled Season was over...

When asked what he thought of dating a Female gnome Weawen gave us this response...

Hairytoes has finally admitted his love for an all male halfing encounter

To give even further evidence I presnt you our Halfing On a Stick!

We in WoT have a member currently serving with the US Army down in Iraq! Parsburg bud we salute you! We were trying to find a way to show our gratitude, give ya smile, then Daska asked why there are no boobs on the front page? So this MAY be a bit PORNOGRAFFIC but what the hell! Here is your official Boobie taunt!

Please give us more female mobs with wide open cleavage and 4 arms Sony!

Now somewhere Wenamcea had a funny idea. The other officers talked it over and they agreed!

The guild response was overwhelming

And already there is a mutiny!

Last but not least .... your moment of zen

Who said Disarm was broken?

Loladene Dethwytch 79 Shadowknight

10:37am UTC, 19th May 2008

We cleared Fire to include FRO. We cleared all the Air mini's. We killed Saryn and Terris in there native zones and in Plane of Time. We killed Water mini's. But the best kills of the month by far in this SK's opinion was Rallos Zek The Warlord and Avatar of Earth, fabled versions! Lets work our way through Planar Progression!

Of course Jit Gave me his warcry!

Tier 1: Plane of Justice, Plane of Innovation, and Plane of Disease Survived WoT's wrath unscathed, where from previous reports, Terris Thule was a repeated victim. She's now in a witness protection program!

Tier 2: Plane of Storms was the only one spared our Wrath!
In Plane of Valor we slapped Aerin Dar down for trying to be a Sleeper wannabe!We netted 3 loots from PoV!
Grats to Jitatha and Takenmelootz on Fabled Valorous Quarterstaff,
Grats Bouillou on Fabled Shoulderpads of the Visionary.
With nothing else fabled in Valor we moved on along to the Crypt of Decay.

Well this use to be my most favorite event in all of PoP progression. 30 minutes of chaotic pulling and killing then a shot at my deranged god Bertoxxulous and netting us an additional 3 Fabled Loots!
Grats Tanzize and Colaneil on Fabled Radiant Mask of the Disease Lord,
Grats Mythrill on Fabled Decayed Shoes of the Plaguebringer!

We found Saryn up in her home of Torment, and we gave her and her Keeper of sorrows a true lesson in Sorrow & Torment even though she was talking Much smack!

Giving us an additional 6 Loots!
Grats Takenmelootz and Bamsefar on Fabled Band of the Adorned,
Grats Colaneil on Fabled Tormentor's Chain Collar.
Grats Rulltufs, Saundra and Ardbeg on Fabled Miserable Bauble

Now moving on to Tier 3: Agnar in the Bastion of thunder escaped but many guildie's plowed his tower bosses out of retribution for his Insolance!
However Solusek Ro along with his 5 mini's were laid to rest with an Owned by WoT Seal planted firmly on there asses netting WoT another 20 loots!

Jitatha even gave us a point of view about Rizlona!

Grats Docoe on Fabled Baroque Half Mask of Solusek Ro,
Grats Mythrill on The Fabled orb of the Sun,
Grats Phartos on Fabled Gauntlets of the Burning Prince!
Grats Saulessiar, Aristot and Fulir on Fabled Wand of the Firestorm
Grats Tryggve, Daska and Jakol on Fabled Gleaming Obsidian Shard
Grats Doog and Hermonie on Fabled Circular Shield of the Blaze
Grats Raandom on Fabled Basalt Greatsword of the Protector
Grats Tenalina and Chowar on Fabled Hooded Sanguine Mantle
Grats Borammar on Fabled Obsidian Plated Pauldrons
Grats Razimir and Jitatha on Fabled Rune Etched Bamboo Bo
Grats Utuzeneth and Lueamien on Fabled Flame Encased Earring
Grats Weawen on Fabled Basalt Plated Pauldrons

In Halls of Honor B, Also known as The Temple of Marr, we served him a slice of humble pie ganking his treasure horde for an additional 3 loots!
Grats Tenalina and Saundra on Fabled Claok of the Wrulons
Grats Gwindar on WoT's Second Fabled Blade of the Tempest

That only leaves us with Drunder, The Plane of Tactics left in Tier 3. Yeah we went there too! While we didn't get a shot at the 2 Elusive Twins, we did show Rallos Who's Your daddy! 3 more loots from the big man! Personally I'd like to thank the other guild in zone, who tried to help The Fabled Rallos Zek the Warlord, by trying to lag us out. You know who you are, and he appreciated the help. But we won! When in doubt bring out the aerial recon from the AC-130 Gunship!

Grats Mythrill on Fabled War Charm of Crossed Blades
Grats Meaty and Balogh on Fabled Boots of the Warmaster

Tier 4: The Elemental Planes. While Xegony toy'd with us, and we never put a blade into Cornaiv; Fenien Ro, The Avatar of earth and Every Mini boss in 3 of the 4 planes were slapped, Wrapped and are now sleeping with the fishes! Plane of Water mini's seemed to be on farm rotation from other guilds

From Plane of Water
Grats Panzir, Hardabit and Knikob on Fabled Gem Encrusted Axe

From Plane of Air
Grats Rariel, Mythrill, and Vannay on Fabled Scintillating Feather Mask
Grats Aristot, Vannay and Ardbeg on Fabled Tethered Air Cape
Grats Aalaamar, Rariel and Valkarie on Fabled Sparkling Satin Pantaloons

From Plane of Earth A Jitatha had the best strategy yet!

Grats Hardabit, Antwan and Vearre on Fabled Girdle of Earthen Stability
Grats Duranolin and Broph on Fabled Flowing Moss Mantle
Grats Weawen on Fabled Clay Bracers of the Golem
Grats Hardabit, Finelarya and Kaelsin on Fabled Bracers of Earthen Energy
Grats Gwindar, Utuzeneth and Lueamien on Fabled Bone Sliver Ornament
Grats Bamsefar and Gakania on Fabled Wristband of the Rathe
Grats Hermonie on Fabled Entropy Pendant
Grats Docoe, Xatranaz and Rulltufs on Fabled Earring of Living Earth
Grats Loladene, Cozzs and Rulltufs on Fabled Cloak of Flickering Flame
Grats Angely, Meilanie, Saundra, Utuzeneth, Gwindar and Borahx on Fabled Fire Marked Rune

Now Plane of Fire. This zone, hard to describe. If your raiding and got lucky no one else was there you could clean house. And that is just exactly what We did. The wizards pulled out there Brooms and we made a clean sweep. WE netted a grand total of 72 fabled loots NOT including Fenien Ro loots since last update! Grats Suresap, Loladene, Siegfried, Varagaz and Aazeroth on Fabled Fire marked Rune
Grats Linxye, Borahx, Siegfried, Finelarya, Zhaelli, Gakania, Pentiley, Hairytoes, Chowar, Suresap, Angely, Zeneca and Meilanie on Fabled Sable Shoes of Flame
Grats Gwindar, Amadicia, Moorelight, Meilanie, Thorgold, and Tenalina on Fabled Band of Elder Understanding
Grats Fulir, Rariel, Bouillou, Vannay, Aristot and Utuzeneth on Fabled Fire Crested Rune
Grats Aazeroth, Siegfried, Knikob, Pentiley, Bamsefar, Gakania, Linxye, Fanye, Tanize, Shadowbeaver, Borammar, and Panzir on Fabled Flame Idol of Ro
Grats Raandom, Hairytoes, Varagaz, Linor and Slappah on Fabled Cord of the Pyre
Grats Panzir, Duranolin and Tryggve on Fabled Necklace of Reflected Flames
Grats Utuzeneth, Rariel, Mythrill, Bouillou, Saulessiar and Lueamien on Fabled Cape of Flames
Grats Doog, Fayne and Saundra on Fabled Blackflame Sphere
Grats Razimir, Linxye and Zhaelli on Fabled Fiery Staff of Zha
Grats Bamsefar, Linxye and Zeneca on Fabled Mask of the Insightful
Grats Bamsefar, Razimir and Linxye on Fabled Phoenix Claw Talisman
Grats Bamsefar, Suresap and Saulessiar on Fabled Cloak of Combustion

Now of course we tried Fennin Ro! With Extra buckets of water we extinguished his flames! But not before Jit's Superior Strategy!

Grats Jitatha and Kaszha on Fabled Immaculate Vest of the Fire Tyrant
Grats Xatranaz on Fabled Great Mask of Flame

And last but not least we slapped around the Avatar of Earth. Now those 12 Counsilman, even though they are light blue, still hit like trains!

Grats Hairytoes and Weawen on Fabled Sword of Primordial Power
Grats Jitatha on Fabled Earthen Bile

I was an Idiot and seemed to forget to take a picture of the Avatar's Dead Corpse.

A Special grats goes out to Loladene and Mythrill for turning Fabled Hope Stone into Fabled Secrets of the Planes
One can only hope that Sony fixes the focus on it!

Last but not Least was the Plane of Time. While Phase 1 - 3 were not fabled the gods definately were. We knocked down 2 and almost had a third, but found that Plane of Fire was a much better loot option!

From Saryn Mythrill nipped himself a pair of Fabled Gloves of the Unseen

And from Terris Thule Docoe got him the highly covetted Fabled Armguards of the Brute

Naturally with all this wonderful loot we had plenty of upgrade shots! But some just seemed to take the cake!

Now onto the lighter side of WoT. The part that everyone looks forward to.. No Not Jyve getting Raped by his familiar... no wait.. that was funny as hell!

I spent my AA's into Enduring breath, but someone didn't.....

Now I don't know what started this conversation... ok thats a lie I do...

But it then took off....

Since I'm busting out Tryg, lets keep the ball rolling!

Now our tanks have some serious issues as you can see, but nothing could've prepared me for the next quote ...

And remember if you go out there and start tryign that thing called real life, you can't pull a fast one on the chicks! Duranolin explains ...

The April Fools event, if you wanna call it that, was gay, but got an interesting comment...

Seeing how it was fabled season, nothing is more fabled then the fabled Mez break by non tanks!

We here at Wind of Tranquility take drinking Seriously. We don't want anyone to get hurt, but make sure if your gonna drink, don't drink and raid!

Rumors are brutal, lets squash them please!

now I can't let an update go by without cracking and busting out rangers!

never say this at a raid!

now Cozzs brought a very disturbing fact to my attention!

Now I'll end this massive fabled update with a word about Jyve. Jyve the bard. Minstral, Traveler, Goblin sexual pervert!

Loladene Dethwytch

10:29am UTC, 20th Apr 2008

Well I was gonna wait 1 month to do another update, but seein as how my note book has filled up quickly in the last week, there was no chance of that!

It's Fabled time again in Norrath. Happy 9th Anniversary Everquest!

With Fableds come Fabled loot that distracts us from the goal of Soltaris my Christmas. But offers us Great reward at minimal risk.

But has Sony played a trick on us? This year we have Fabled Planes of Power. We also have the Fabled Xatranaz spending DKP, the Fabled misspellings of mobs in Plane of Fire, The Fabled Nerf, and the Fabled Retarded GM.

Small hint Prathun..... the game is 9 years old...nerfing all the hybrids will only put less money in the EQ machine. Not every guild is Triality with 100 wizzies in a 54 man instance and the l33t strat handed to them on a silver platter! So here is a nice message from our Raid leader in reference to your fabled Nerf....

Fanboy.... your days of getting a slob are numbered!

Now onto what really matters, and what keeps you coming back for me. Leet Lewts!

Day 1 of the fables we ventured into Plane of time to see what we could and could not kill. While phase 1-3 was normal phase 4 was the fabled stuff

We took down the Fabled Saryn

Grats Qanlaen on Fabled Gloves of the Unseen.

We then tried our luck on Plane of Nightmare B's Terris Thule. We've killed her 2 times!

Grats Knikob, Veara, and Wenamcea on Fabled Fearsome Midnight Cloak
Grats Rulltufs and Knikob on Fabled Nightmarish Bone Ring
Grats Doog on the only Fabled Sable Lined Mantle

So we moved onto Doomfire. Plane of Fire in layman's terms, and we knocked out 4 Minis. General Reparm, Jaxoliz Dawneyes, Criare Sunmane, and Quavonis Firetail!

Grats Bamsefar, Kaszha, and Gakania on Fabled Fiery Staff of Zha
Grats Tryggve, Balogh, Varagaz and Raandom on Fabled Drape of the Agile
Grats Vannay and Saundra on Fabled Shining Crimson Shawl
Grats Shadowbeaver, Linxye, and Myosotis on Fabled Cloak of Combustion

After that was Fabled Plane of Air! Land of Xegony and the Fabled Boobie taunt! Where was Daska when you needed him! Grats Daska on his future set of twins!

We took out 3 mini's, 1 was a bit non fabled, and made an Attempt on Xegony. we gonna get you! just as soon as we have more then 2 warriors online!

We slapped the Fabled Rinturion Windblade, Elemental Masterpiece, and the FALBED, yes I spelled that right, FALBED Queen Silandra!

Grats Moorelight, Doog, and Gwindar on Fabled Scintillating Feather Mask
Grats kewtee, Fulir and Aristot on Fabled Sparking Satin Pantaloons
Grats Amadicia and hermione on Fabled Tethered Air Cape
Grats Aristot on Fabled Bejeweled Dagger of Summoning

and last but Certainly not least, we slid into the Hall of Marr. Now we were expecting to see a nice beefed up version of him, but with less then 6 groups pounding on his backdoor...

Grats Saundra on Fabled Blade of the Temptest
Grats Xatranaz on Fabled Cloak of the Wrulons
Grats Weawen on Fabled Bow of Contortion

So 31 loots in less then a week! Not bad for a family guild!

Welcome to our newest Members: Borahx, Thorgold and Broph! Wear the straitjacket with pride!

Now to the lighter side!

Jit holds nothing back when giving out raid instructions for those without a clue

The ever going fued between Shadowknights and Paladins!

There is also the never ending target on Jitatha's back.

I finally have the answer to the EVER burning question... Why do Barbarians wear Bears on their heads?

We got proof that Aazeroth has come out of the closet

Now, I knew Jitatha was a freak, but I had NO idea what he liked...

Now Jyve has been buggin me lately... so i caught him in his dark desires. This ladies and gentlemen is the moment you have all been waiting for! your Moment of ZEN!

Until Next time...

Loladene Dethwytch 78 Shadowknight!

08:32am UTC, 24th Mar 2008

Guess I choose a bad week to be sick.

Grats Qanlaen on RoughCut Ragestone, Identhea on Glowing Orb of Rage and Istivan on Battleworn Symbol of Rage!

Grats to all who got there flag and

Welcome to Deathkneel!
In other news we got the Performer down to 19 1/2 minutes with 39 wotties! A tad fine tuning and we will be slapping Mayong around! Or will he play with us for a while?
A more complete update to come once I get full details!

Loladene Deathwytch

07:31am UTC, 16th Sep 2007 (Updated 07:34am UTC, 16 Sep 2007)

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The truth hurts...


Bards. What can they really do that suprises you?


About time the pallies admitted it too!


Daska reveals his true form. We always knew it! =P


Now that's a real frog, none of this Guktan lark =)

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random stuff:



Stay Tuned!

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- Hesychios -


- Amadicia -


- Identhea -

- Knullrufs -

4 down, 2 to go!

06:14pm UTC, 4th Mar 2006 (Updated 06:36pm UTC, 4 Mar 2006)

06:02pm UTC, 17th Feb 2006

Feeling a bit chubby and trying to burn some of that extra Xmas-fat we turned to swimming, during one of our laps in Stoneroot Falls we discovered a mysterious tunnel that took us into the lair of some ancient aquatic beast that had been disturbed from its slumber.

Searching the underwater tunnels we stumbled upon a huge monsterous eel that left our bards with a profound feeling of inadequacy. Of course such mockery can't be tolerated so we charged the beast and after some mayhem put it back to sleep and came away with some nice trinkets.


Grats on Eateruv on augpiece, Hardabit on a very nice belt, Tryggve on a shiny new bow, Rodlok on a comfy cloak, Moorelight and Avarina on Glowing runes.

It was a heroic fight but some of our tanks found it hard to stay focused during the fierce battle..

We also took the time to bring a quick smackdown on Matriarch Shyra again, Grats Gardorla on a new flowerpot, grats Hairytoes on a rock to lug around and grats Knullrufs on the augpiece.

During the slack christmas brought we also had a few new epics to round off 2005 so many big warm congrats to Hardabit, Leila, Avarina and Farnos on your 1.5's!




Last year held tremendous progression, we started 2005 recovering from the exodus EQ2 brought but still in a good fashion rampaging the EP's taking down Xegony and come summer we beat the ole Squid to enter Time, and with the defeat of Quarm we finally finished Planes of Power! We ventured into GoD coming as far as to beating Inktu'ta opening up Txevu and were successful in OOW taking down the royals in RSS and beating a few mpg trials. DoN brought along dragons once again and we got Rikkukin down there. What will the new year hold for WoT? What new adventures lies waiting for us? Will we take the step up and enter Anguish? Will we conquer yet another expansion, GoD, beating Tunat`Muram Cuu Vauax (*cough*) in Tacvi? Will we get to pit our strength against the mighty Vishimtar the Fallen? Only time will tell but we are here, we have the momentum and we are stronger than ever!

And remember, always keep in mind why you play this game.. =)

11:43am UTC, 9th Jan 2006

After a quick Volkara we felt a strange savage hunger for something new, something fresh.. This urge took us to Stoneroot Falls in search of a beast in heat, Matriarch Shyra.


After letting her dryhump Doc for a little while we took her down without mercy. Another fine WoT-first!! But we seem to have gotten some kind of nasty rash from getting too intimate with her.. Anybody got some lotion or something for it? :/


During all the scratching and itching we found time to sortout a little bit of loot as well, grats Xatranaz on a new klonker for the noggin, grats Istivan on a very nice and hard won aug! And grats Draaz on our very first slot12 augpiece!!

As usual we've also had the time for some fun, doing fights for each other and generally playing around so congratulations to Knoke on completing Warrior 1.5 and Arilyne on Cleric 1.5! Nice one guys!



On a sidenote, anyone buying a pink frog?? We seem to have one spare, you'll get it cheap..



To all past & present WoTies and all our friends out there we wish you a very Merry Christmas!!

10:51am UTC, 21st Dec 2005

We just keep stacking them up!!

This time it was Rikky in Don we payed a visit, Doc had the whole raid waiting when he /q at the sight of the Dragon but finally we engaged it. After fighting what must have been a teenaged girl *go left, no right, eeek don't look at me* we brought the beast down, "smote his ruin on the mountainside" /chuckle, and had ourselves a nice bbq..



Since the beast had 4 legs it's only logical we came away with 2 pair of pants, grats Weawen and Poeslief, and grats Istivan on a very sweet neck!!

Feeling very good about ourselves and mighty focused we skiped over to mpg to give Foresight a try, ehhhrrrm, well after that we went to RSS instead and beat up Queen Pyro to get Hairytoes that dagger he's been craving, Jyve also got a nice belt and Vatras got an Ancient Rune, grats guys!

Yep just another typical day in the life of a WoTie.

01:02pm UTC, 7th Dec 2005

As you all know, WoT has been partying in GoD for a short time farming through Ikkinz 1-4. We've also been banging our heads against the wall trying to convince the inhabitants of Uqua to share in the fun.

The very nature of the zone gave us many types of obstacles to overcome, and WoT perservered and made it through each and every one; we're even putting in an application to the patent office to trademark "WoT's Wall o' Meat" solution! (Ask the tanks for details)

One by one we convinced these elf/gnome hybrid thingies - along with their pet rock golems - that a WoT party in their sacred temple was actually a good thing! Finally, after only 2 previous meetings with Mr. Qurat-big-man himself, we had this zealot dancing a jig to the WoT tune.





And there was much rejoicing. Yaaaay.
No, seriously, we're extremely glad to have stomped this zone into the ground! Ah yes, the loot:



We've also been farming Riftseekers Sanctum targets and the crispy dragon Tirranun in DoN. The WoT force is better than ever, we hope Qvic is down to party, 'cuz we're bringing it!

-Now back to the fun

04:33pm UTC, 15th Sep 2005

Due time for an update!

Recently WoT has been rampaging through Time and Ikkinz 1-3 without abandon, defeating most encounters on the first attempt!

With only a handful of full time clearings, and fewer Quarm kills under our belt (some with impressively low #'s, and not one failure!), we decided to see what this Keeper of the Altar was all about.
After a chaotic fight where a plethora of mobs literally fell from the ceiling, there was only one outcome!

WoT Ownage!!



You: But how?! How can it be possible to be so damn good?!
WoT: Simple, we distract the mob with things like this!:


Isn't it cute? Sparkling thumbs and all...

Lets also not forget Battlemaster Rhorius, who was also taken down for the first time not too long ago! (screenies soon!)

Oh yes, the lewt.. how could i forget?





Until next time!

06:51pm UTC, 10th Jul 2005

10:18am UTC, 6th Jun 2005

08:52pm UTC, 21st Apr 2005

08:47am UTC, 19th Apr 2005

10:33pm UTC, 1st Feb 2005

09:30pm UTC, 16th Jan 2005

09:57am UTC, 10th Jan 2005

05:15pm UTC, 24th Nov 2004

Well, what have we been up to since last news update? A bit of this and some of that, mainly gearing up the Guild and progressing through the EP's. Since our last update we have stacked up 10 new Guild Firsts. We have butted heads with Corinav and Xegony trying get them dead but have not been successful yet - we have the strategies down now though, so it shouldn't be long until they fall. On the up-side, our first visit to PoEb resulted in a flawless first-time victory over Warlord Gintolaken and his cronies.

We also have completed some of the new epic quests on the non-raid days and after raids, lots of fun fights. So far we have completed the beastlord, enchanter, necromancer, rogue, shaman and warrior epics, with more to come as lots of people are are at their final stages.

With some new additions to the WoT-family we have also hit a few backflag targets since last update: Rallos Zek, Soulsek Ro, Tallon Zek, Vallon Zek, Agnarr, Bertoxxulous, Mithaniel Marr and the Sol Ro minis, think we might have dropped Saryn once also.

EP kills in summary:

• PoAir - Arch Mage Alchtonion (x2)
• PoAir - Baltador the Cursed (x5)
• PoAir – Calebgrothiel (x4)
• PoAir – Lossenmachar (x2)
• PoAir - Ring of Dust (x2)
• PoAir - Ring of Mist (x4)
• PoAir - Ring of Smoke (x2)
• PoAir - Ring of Wind (x7)
• PoAir - Rinturion Windblade
• PoEarth - Mystical Arbitor (x2)
• PoEarth - Ring of Dust (x6)
• PoEarth - Ring of Mud (x7)
• PoEarth - Ring of Stone (Peregrin Rockskull) (x6)
• PoEarth - Ring of Vines (x5)
• PoEarth - Tantisala Jaggedtooth (x4)
• PoEarthB - War Chieftan Awisano
• PoEarthB - War Chieftan Birak
• PoEarthB - War Chieftan Galronar
• PoEarthB - Warlord Gintolaken
• PoFire - Arch Mage Yozanni (x3)
• PoFire - Babnoxis the Spider Queen (x4)
• PoFire - Blazzax the Omnifiend (x3)
• PoFire - Criare Sunmane (x6)
• PoFire - Fennin Ro (x2)
• PoFire - General Druav Flamesinger (x4)
• PoFire - General Reparm (x3)
• PoFire - Jaxoliz Dawneyes (x6)
• PoFire – Magmaton (x3)
• PoFire – Pyronis (x2)
• PoFire - Quavonis Firetail (x2)
• PoWater - Griohin the Wise (x
• PoWater – Hydrotha (x6)
• PoWater - Krziik the Mighty (x7)
• PoWater - Ofossaa the Enlightened (x6)

07:15pm UTC, 10th Nov 2004

WoT is HOT!

Well how about this, another plane, another set of guild firsts, this time going one better!

WoT kills Fennin Ro!

First of all WoT gets wet, now WoT is HOT! steaming the water away! A proper little sauna we had going.

Well we threw ourselves in to rack up 7 guild first one of which is the god of fire himself!

Jaxoliz Dawneyes

Pyronis

General Druav Flamesinger

Babnoxis the Spider Queen

Quavonis Firetail

Arch Mage Yozanni

FENNIN RO

Seems I forgot to pass on all the pictures so I'll slack and just say who won what :p though where I do have a pic I'll add it in. Grats Lille

Grats Linor

Grats Avarina

Grats Calwen and Suesses on some very sexy Elemental Turbans

Grats Istivan on Elemental Leather Helm Pattern

Grats Wenacea on Elemental Gauntlet Mold

Grats Polg on Elemental Vambraces Mold

Grats Rallan on Cloak of Combustion

Grats Rezdoc on Staff of Eternal Flames

Grats Llassi on Circle of Blue Flame

Grats Meilanie on Mask of the Insightful & Elemental Bracer Mold & Blackflame Sphere (had plenty of DKP to spend!)

Grats Kashgari on Ornate Greatblade

Grats Kevak on Blackflame Sphere

Grats Nuclin on Shining Crimson Shawl

That is an extremely impressive haul of loot if i do say so myself! not bad for a weeks work! Good job i didn't link all that loot after all! of course that was planned :D

- Atoly & Akie

02:23pm UTC, 31st Aug 2004

Well this week we decided on Reef of Coirnav or more commonly known as Plane of Water as our hunting ground. So following the normal ruitine we blast our way round to the first target Grioihin the Wise, who after a surprise pull decided he wanted to join the raid well we felt rather strongly about that so killed him.

We then set out to meet up Hydrotha who wasn't quite so keen on joining the party but after a bit of cajoling got stuck in... and died, grats us.

Well after two rather successful fights we decided Krziik the Mighty didn't look so mighty so we killed him too flawlessly to be precise not even a dead wizard!

with a final target of Ofossaa the Enlightened she decided to be a party pooper and after forcing us to brush down twice to clean off the kelp and algae we decided she was getting rather boring and killed her too. With nothing else to kill we left feeling rather happy! Grats wot on a rather successful day in PoW not one... not two... not three... but four guild firsts! all in one day not bad for some part timers!

grats Reborrn!

grats Meilanie!

grats Suesses!

grats Jitatha!

grats Akie (thats me!)

grats Phartos & Blasamo!

grats Istivan!

- Atoly & Akie

01:34pm UTC, 24th Aug 2004

So the folks of Wind of Tranquility set out to the root of the problem, settling down for tea and crumpet`s and a general chat with Mr. Zek himself! After having a nice tour of the place led by the brother`s Decorin:

We met up in Mr. Zek`s balcony overlooking his keep. After a brief negotiation he quickly disappeared as he was no match for Knoke`s hard sell! We knew what had to be done, a face off in the Arena itself, to settle it for once and for all!
Daska took over the negotiation`s from Knoke and layed down the law upon Mr. Zek. No more telling lies no more stories saying he can beat us down, it had to end right here! And so it did...

Congrats to everyone on an awsome job! Made us personally very proud today! Gratz to Aella & Malbec on

- Atoly & Akie

09:47pm UTC, 15th Aug 2004

So we met as per usual on our beach, Akie handed out some cocktails, Daska applied suntan lotion to all the sunbathing ladies, and several rangers were having a game of volleyball.

Next thing we know, time to up deckchairs and move to Xegony's domain. So we up and left the beach, zoned in - got all unflagged slackers in on piggy, and started to clear. After nearly losing our beloved Tenalina in a hedge - it was time to start clearing WoT style.

Dismembered limbs of mobs were flying, arrows were being notched, rangers were dying, wizards were afk autofollowing, and clerics were (just about) healing..everything seemed as usual... until a dreadful moment occured...

**cue eerie music**

Jitatha tells the raid : "SAVE THE RANGERS"

For several moments we were stunned. What could be meant? Saving rangers? But we did not question our valiant raidleader - and on we went.

Spiders tried to kill us. Spiders succeeded on some of us, however, WoT gained the moral victory on the battle fields of air - GratZ to Isha on Spiked Toe Boots!

In an attempt of vengeance, more spiders came to steal their boots back - we fought them off, wave after wave, we seemed overwhelmed but it was not to be for the spiders. After shouting useful phrases such as "BURN" "KILL" and "DESTROY" from Nuclin, all the spiders were dead. Time for a rez, time for a rebuff. Sadly time was what we didnt have

**cue sad music**

The weeny little spiders had all despawned, and the ring had managed to escape. But not to worry! We will come back soon with fire in our hearts and paladin pickles in our bellies, ready to face the horrors of The Ring of Dust....

-Sedorr

06:54am UTC, 30th Jul 2004

To our excitement we find the Mist ring up and what better than to quiet the critics and prove that last time wasn’t a fluke! Wandering over we uncovered that stupid and rather annoying bug Baltador the Cursed was in the way. Reaching for our giant can of bug spray we sent him the way of most bugs who are in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So off we trundle to the ring and to cut a long (not really that long tbh being dramatic) story short we barely broke a sweat! The Avatar of Mist was dead before you could say Wind of Tranqual... Tranquil... WoT! After a few members had to leave for lunch it still left us with a sizeable force to go looking else where and what do we find? The ring of WIND! It seems that wind had the same problem as Mist! And to just 41 WoT members not bad for a first time. All in all a very exciting day and some VERY tasty loot RAR!

Grats to Coif -

Grats to Daladrion -

Grats to Slappah -

Grats also to...

• Rallan on Whispering Air Bangle
  
• Landaas for Resplendent Epaulets
  
• Timsett winning Prismatic Belt of the Queztocatal
  
• and Akie on Band of Fortitude

03:05pm UTC, 20th Jul 2004

05:05pm UTC, 16th Jul 2004

Secondary target was the Plane of Hate to slay Innoruuk the god of Hate. Inny kill went smoothly aswell and grats to Linor for his new nice and shiny Anathema and also Caltine and Nephenthes for their new Insidious Twisted Cords.

Third kill - right before everyone was too sleepy to know wich way was north we headed for the last target - The Maestro, killed him aswell without any hassle and grats to Ummari and Beredir for their new Darkfelt Robes.

~Sedinariol

07:53am UTC, 23rd Jun 2004

So next stop was Arlyxir in SolRo to kill us some chicken. After some bacon at zonein we were soon back in business and we found ourself face to face with the oversized poultry and down it went. Colonel Sanders would have been so proud!

/Sahani

07:44am UTC, 23rd Jun 2004

10:31pm UTC, 7th Mar 2004

Atlast, Rallos Zek down!

WoT Completed the Rallos Zek script for the first time and have now got our first people flagged for Elementals!

Congrats to Feador on

Pumok on

Well done to everyone who recieved flag and no doubt we'll be meeting Mr. Zek again soon :)

- Tual

10:47am UTC, 16th Feb 2004

Hello all and welcome to 2004!
Time to get a new update in as some people have been slacking over the holidays.

Since last update we have done a few more Runs of Saryn, Berty and Mith Mar to get 88 Wotties flagged for Solro Now. Given the amount we have flag, we can raid in Solro now as we have enough to piggy back WoT slackers in too.
During the Holidays our Attendance slowed down a little so didn't raid big targets much. Had a few runs at RZ script and hope to get him down completely in the near future.

Some guildies have spent a bit of time in Solro Exping, during then we have often spotted some Solro Mini's up and have been able to get a couple of peeps to go kill them.

So far we've managed to get kills from The Protector of Dresolik, Arlyxir, Xuzl and Rizlona. And soon to be on our kill list: Jiva!

We also started farming these with big force's now as a lot of wotties have access to the Temple now, and soon after RZ on our hit list, Solro himself!

And here are a few amusing screenshots that have 'popped' up throughout the last month of so :)

For Once Melciah was right !!




And there are the reasons....

Talking of cyber, there are some people...



...Yes, Some people..

...And some crazy people..

..And some mean people! =(

It is though nice to hear things from our lovely, nice and caring raid leaders!


True, in some ways! ;)

And how to get your way with one of the female officers?

But then sometimes..

All for now, be safe and have fun!

- Tual

04:16pm UTC, 29th Jan 2004

07:38pm UTC, 26th Dec 2003

12:56am UTC, 21st Dec 2003

As people have been slacking this last few weeks, guess ill do a little belated update.

Killed a few ST mobs, few Tier 1 PoP Bosses, another Ntov Clearance.

The Picture above tells a better story i think. Yes we killed Saryn for the first time last sunday night, with 38 people, yes, 38 WoT members.
Laromir summed the raid up with this little snipplet i think.
Was a great experience, especially as our only intent when going into the Plane of Torment that evening was to find out information about the Keeper of Sorrows event. Dont think anyone in that raid, at the start, thought we was going to get our Guild first kill that evening. By the time we had killed the Keeper, most people started to think that we may actually have a chance at killing Saryn. Although a little messy, we killed her!
Have actually killed her another time since then, although didn't go as smoothly with 72 people lol.

On both of the kills,

Grats to Calwen on

Grats Deky on,

Grats Tualador, Ketwen & Colan on

In Other news, after doing a few more backflags for our members, have been able to have two decent attempts at Lord Mith Marr. Although we havn't been successful on him yet, we are getting very close and after getting him down to 49%, should beable to get him Soonish. Which will enable the first group's of WoT's to enter the Tower of Sol Ro! :)

On a more lighter note;
Its Amazing what some members will do to try con the officers into giving them more DKP..

Remember that Cykopatis..the same Cykopatis as here:

Then you let him loose on another person's character..

And to finish it off...

..Why not to be friends with Tnker!

Speaks for itself really :)

Tata for now.

- Tual

08:36pm UTC, 13th Dec 2003

Who can forget our visit to the Halls of Honour to complete our trials. Rydda`Dar was another witness to the onward progress of WoT!

And most recently last night - Grummus and Bertoxxulous falling to our blades. Can everyone hear the Elemental Planes calling our name?

~Girwen (and Dari)

03:42pm UTC, 28th Nov 2003

11:32pm UTC, 23rd Nov 2003

Recent Activities!

The last week or so we killed a few things.

Guild First Dain
Couple of BoT Towers
Couple of HoH Trials..
Rydda'Dar!

Couldn't get corpse screeny as was made to do loot :p

Bertox

4th time lucky and we got him :)

Couldn't get a decent corpse screeny as everyone was trying to get in the way *sigh*

Killed Agnarr the Stormlord, but dont have any Screenies as i wasn't there.

Grats Feador and Calwen on the Earrings (That i dont have the links for, the caster and melee one from Agnarr :p)

And also Killed the Avatar of War!

Dont have a Corpse shot, or a loot shot as i was too exited about killing him hehe. Have a movie, tell Tualador in game if you wanna see it :P

Thats our main kills this week, although one of our members came up with a new concept of the recruiting process..

- Tual

02:47pm UTC, 17th Nov 2003

He dead, Damn that ruled...

Conoin - Camii's Bracer of Vigor

Feador - Feeliux's Cord of Velocity

Suesses - Sirran's Boots of Insanity

Ardbeg - Kelsiferous' Armband of Artistry


- Tual

12:02am UTC, 5th Nov 2003

Dari is forcing me to update this thing, again, so here's a little overview of what we have done the last week :)

We had 2 shots at the bertox script.

First attempt :

After being a little behind on time when all the adans were killed, we had about 4 mins to prepar and kill bertox.

We did rather well considering, got him down to about 50%

He gonna be dead next time :)

NToV

We cleared Ntov Again, lots of loot dropped

Pumok	Girdle of Dark Power
Laromir	Girdle of Dark Power
Diela	Sprinkler of the Spirits
Jerinu	Wurmscale Fistwraps
Zatann	Silver Dagger of Destruction
Timsett	Windraider's Belt
Seda	Baton of Flame
Conoin	Axe of Resistance
Conoin	Mithril Boots
Kinder	Mithril Helm
Feador	Net of the Deep Sea
Deowolf	Orb of the Deep Sea
Zaro	Ancient Pirate's Eyepatch
Mimmi	Kreizenn's Flame
Rewenya	Bow of the Destroyer
Ieya	Melodic Charm
Istivan	Boots of the Destroyer
Ieya	Vyemm's Fang
Theliomihr	Ring of Superiority
Zatann	Staff of the Silent Star
Theliomihr	Sky Watcher's Monocle
Deky	Beldron's Vambraces of Impiety
Deowolf	Mask of Venom
Zaro	Silent Fang Necklace
Jerinu	Ancient Hide Leggings
Knomb	Ring of Superiority
Deowolf	Shield of Dragonkind
Lawren	Shield of Thorns
Iven	Bracelet of the Sky
Timsett	Onyx Chain Sleeves
Timsett	Twisted Steel Gauntlets

Grats to you all :)

Ill just leave you with my screenshot of the week:

Oh, and Grats me ;)

03:01pm UTC, 3rd Nov 2003

Yesterday, we made an unexpected visit to Kael. We heard Derakor the Vindicator was up so we all rushed over to Kael Drakkal to give him an attempt!

After a bit of a rough start, getting to the Arena Steps, we managed to make camp and start pulling a few mobs.

We managed to kill the "trash" after a few gaps in our CH line for them.

BUT THEN!

Istivin announces that "Kallis Stormcaller" was Inc.

Again after our "Alt-Clerics-R-Us" team had a few other "problems" he went down!

Everyone was so pleased, Grats Merchants in PoK for the loot.

Was then announced that Vindi was Inc!

Everyone got ready and in postion.

Started

Getting there

Oooooh

BANG!

Clerics had a "minor problem" and their CH Chain "broke".

Yes, we wiped, but that didn't stop us logging back in, getting rezzed and starting again !

Re-pulled the trash.

Got ready for inc.

This time the healers decided to actually heal, and because of a few add's, the next thing i saw was

YES WE KILLED DERAKOR THE VINDICATOR!!!!

Grats Runeetae on Vindi BP
And
Lawren on the Giant Head thingy.

What a day !

On another note, we killed some BoT Tower Bosses - grats to

Pumok on Mantle of the Rainmaker
Horeb on Ornate Leather Tunic Pattern
Ganner on Greatstaff of the Four Winds

- Tual :)

10:52am UTC, 27th Oct 2003

07:25pm UTC, 24th Oct 2003

• Tallon's War Charm to Suesses
• Veteran's Battle Charm to Asphodel

09:50am UTC, 22nd Sep 2003

07:57am UTC, 5th Sep 2003

01:48pm UTC, 7th Aug 2003 (Updated 01:53pm UTC, 7 Aug 2003)

10:45am UTC, 28th Jul 2003

• Cleared NToV. We needed a bit more time than expected because the server kept resetting, but we can now finally say "been there, done that". Our first try on the Vulak ring was...interesting. We will be back.
• killed Grummus in PoD. Pay-back time! We tried this guy about two months ago and we were found too light for him then. This time we kicked his fat butt.
• killed Manaetic Behemoth. Very nice fight! This was our first attempt to kill him and our strategy worked perfectly. PoTactics, here we come!
• killed Aerin`dar. The next step in our hunt for PoP flags was the ice dragon in PoV. The first try we got the beast to 2%. A small change in the pull group was enough to take him down on the second try. Nice work!

(we need a guild photographer, this picture is no good)

Pet powerrrr!

06:25pm UTC, 21st Jul 2003

10:50pm UTC, 26th Jun 2003

• Greatstaff of the Four Winds that went with random NBG to our own warrior Daska Pungen
• Wand of the Ice Storm a invited nonWoTer won on the random - Congratz to him.

• Yelinak's Talisman went to Liedchen for a new ST key.
• Yelinak's Head went to Conoin
• Mask of the Dragon Slayer went to Colan
• Dragon's Tear Earring went to Armak
• Dragon's Eye Sage Ring went to Yoderick and last and least
• Outrider's Taming Whip went to Mister Itemdestroyer.

• Mask of Superiority x2 that Hikhammer and Madorf claimed.
• Lendiniara's Talisman went to Polg for his ST key.
• Breastplate of Superiority went also to the greedy Mister Itemdestroyer.

07:21am UTC, 26th Jun 2003

1. Velious: Lord Yelinak. The main reason for killing him is of course getting another ST key (grats Xanakis!), but he also dropped some other stuff:
   • Yelinak's Head to Rallan (quest for: Gauntlets of Dragon Slaying)
   • Dragon's Tear Earring to Lillaraca
   • Dragons Blood Earring to Zooz
   • Very Large Coin Purse to Moniks
2. Luclin: The Itraer Vius. I remember when we tried him a few months ago: we even joined forces with another guild and still wiped. Today it was obvious again how much stronger we got since then. Mr Vius didn't have chance :)
   • Wito Xi Tetoracu to Angantyr
   • Sunbeam Staff to Fylla
3. Plains of Power: Overlord Banord Paffa. We didn't have a lot of experience dealing with the mobs in this zone yet, but after some initial bugs in the script we finally got this ugly mob to spawn. He dropped a very nice Veil of Bile which went to Balsamo.

08:57pm UTC, 22nd Jun 2003

Lest the giants start thinking we liked them, with all this dragon killing, we popped over to Kael and killed Vindi in record time.

• Scepter of the Shrine to Fylla
• Soul Defiler to Tizer
• Celestial Essence Robe to Chimaeron and Ecalie
• Very Large Coin Purse to Xanakis
• Chestplate of Vindication to Fenrik
• Yelinak's Head for Gauntlers of Dragon Slaying to Polg
• Wurmscale Encrusted Armguards to Colan

01:11pm UTC, 16th Jun 2003

• Ancient Wyvern Hide Tunic to Hiryuu
• Amulet of the Dreadgazer to Angantyr and Fenrik
• Amulet of the Storm to Calwen
• Belt of the Destroyer to Istivan and Tualador
• Shiny Metallic Gloves to Balsamo
• Shield of the Wurms to Makrim
• Ring of Superiority to Istivan
• Vambraces of Discontent to Fenrik

01:10pm UTC, 16th Jun 2003

• Aaryonar
• Eashen of the Sky
• Ikatiar the Venom
• Lord Feshlak
• Dagarn the Destroyer

• Hand of the Master to Liedchen
• Rocksmasher to Tualador
• Mask of the Sky to Feador
• Onyx Chain Sleeves to Conoin
• Twisted Steel Gauntlets to Madorf
• Ancient Wyvern Hide Leggings to Dariell
• Ancient Wyvern Hide Tunic to Foldar
• Mask of Venom to Madorf
• Shield of the Wurms to Beyreth
• Runed Fang Necklace to Daska
• Amulet of the Storm to Istivan
• Beldron's Vambraces of Impiety of Impiety to Madorf
• Thunderstone to Moniks
• Belt of the Destroyer to Polg
• Shining Metallic Pantaloons to Suesses

08:05am UTC, 13th Jun 2003

• Tor Vignus to Dariell
  
• Belt of Marvelous Visions to Rallan

07:46am UTC, 11th Jun 2003

11:19pm UTC, 9th Jun 2003

Grats all for more loots...

• Sontalak's Talisman to Suesses, so we actually have an ST-capable chanter ;)
• Shield of Thorns to Corvus
• Flame Etched Short Sword to Dariell
• Shiny Metallic Sleeves to Balsamo and Calwen

11:48pm UTC, 26th May 2003

Welcome WoT to NToV!

We've learned that it takes longer to recover a single corpse in Cobalt Scar than to drag an entire raid out of Lord Vyemm's lair, that Shroud of Stealth saves a LOT of coffin money (all the better to spend on CotH pearls!), and an awful lot of strategy on the dragons so far. Every drake wyrm and dragon dead is the guild raid force being that much more in tune with what's going on - we'll be clearing NToV before we know it :)

Grats to lots of people on our first batch of NToV loot, and for finally starting to make a dent in some of those indecent point totals the grandparents of the guild have built up:

• Mask of Fall to Alum
• Rocksmasher to Brotherhound
• Transparent Eyepatch and Cloak of the Sky to Mindaru
• Fist of Lightning and Wurm Claw Pauldrons to Xanakis (and a rotting Black Rock Maul of Crushing to his lucky SK alt)
• Beldron's Vambraces of Impiety to Feador
• Staff of the Silent Star to Lanethil
• Shining Metallic Pantaloons to Balsamo
• Ring of Superiority to both Armak and Mandah
• Runed Fang Necklace to Zurich
• ... and our first loots left to rot - Shield of the Protector, Melodic Charm, and Shield of Thorns.

~Dariell

11:19pm UTC, 25th May 2003

He dropped a few nice items:

• Crystal Crown of Confusion to Suesses
• Sleepers Tomb key to Slappah
• Velketor's Spellbook to the Guild Bank
• Bracelet of Frostbite to the Guild Bank

On a lighter note, while we were gathering we had a train of which Slappah would have been proud. Corvus showed us how he likes to have fun gathering for raids:

10:11pm UTC, 29th Apr 2003

We didn't only get the money though. We managed to get epic items for Rallan and Suesses, and managed to do a guild first by defeating Innoruuk. Polg showed his composure and skill underpressure by tieing his beard to the floor, to avoid the Gravity Flux type AE spell.

~Fuudce

11:44am UTC, 27th Apr 2003

• Boots of the Vindicator to Armak

08:47pm UTC, 15th Apr 2003 (Updated 09:27pm UTC, 15 Apr 2003)

Loot:

• Pauldrons of Blight to Liedchen and Teraab
• Black Rock Maul of Crushing to Taurus

Next thing on the schedule was a sight seeing tour in NToV. We knew there were no named dragons alive, but there was plenty to learn without those up, like:

• Losing CoV faction is really easy.
• Gating mobs are bad news.
• Feador likes Flurry drakes ;)
• Being the CoH mage is a very relaxing job. It gets fun when you see the raid wipe in front of you so you can save the day. /flex
• When you think it's safe to go into the exit room, it's probably better to kill the 4 drakes inside first.

~Calwen

08:59pm UTC, 14th Apr 2003

The raid went quiet... There were some mumblings about statue being up.

Being the Brave beings that us monks are, Seda and Slappah proceeded on a valiant mission to play pattycake pattycake with the statue and his guards... Unlike Mr Feador we do this without the usual 5 clerics that he has to hold his hand when he sees a big ol' scary mob, gee monks must surely be the bravest of the brave me thinks !!

Well a bit later we pulled the statue into camp in a "Slappah Pull"(tm) with 4 of his friends from the arena keeping him company (see monks truly are brave)... We knew we would be fine but the others were scared. Phhfftt what wimps !!! After some nice work by all controlling and killing the adds, and finally dealing with Mr Statue we scored our first ever kill on the guy :)

He was sooo pleased to be killed he droped two of these...
Breastplate of Eradication

Congratulations to Feador and Polg on their new BPs. Finally we are weening down Feador's Huuuuuuge mountain of points hehe... no more hording the loot for you mate!

Was a good morning for us. And was fun to see another Guild first for WoT :)

~Slappah

05:41pm UTC, 12th Apr 2003

• Golden Leaf Bracer to Colan
• Shadow Crown and Shadow Boots to Sopor
• Woven Grass Greaves to Theliomihr
• White Lotus Chest Wraps, White Lotus Arm Wraps and White Lotus Slippers to Seda
• Akkirus' Crown of the Risen and Akkirus' Gauntlets of the Risen to Deky
• Helm of Twilight to Laromir
• Scaled Knight's Helm to Dannadan
• Akkirus' Boots of the Risen to Eladriel (Dariell)

• Gladiator's Chain Leggings and Emerald Dragonscale Tunic to Deky
• Bracer of Benevolence for Laromir and Dariell
• Orb of the Infinite Void to Ardbeg
• Bow of the Huntsman to Colan
• Shard of Hsagra's Talisman to Conoin for his ST key.

~Dariell

04:51pm UTC, 12th Apr 2003

'Grats to Rallan on his shiny new Ring of Dain Frostreaver IV!

• Choker of the Wretched to Leirf
• Crown of Narandi to Colan
• Narandi's Lance to Mimmi
• Faceguard of Bentos the Hero to Dahkar of Nulli Secundi
• Earring of the Frozen Skull to Tylanol of Imperial Forces
• Eye of Narandi to Tilenja of Botschaft des Shicksals

11:04pm UTC, 8th Apr 2003

• Earring of Endless Speed to Slappah
• Pebble Crusher and Rod of Virtueto Thorpedo
• Bracelet of Comprehension to Nepenthes
• Gantru Charm to Meilanie

06:27pm UTC, 7th Apr 2003

• Mrylokar's Breastplate to Artemos, 'grats!

10:58pm UTC, 6th Apr 2003

• Woven Shim Choker to Brotherhound
• Cord Hilted Spike Driver to Daska

08:11pm UTC, 6th Apr 2003

Grats Nojmak on Breastplate of Integrity
and Grats Xanakis on Totem of Shadows

Was a Fun kill with only a few people :)

~Slappah

12:12pm UTC, 4th Apr 2003

Well tonight they came.... they saw.... and they got through to the 5th wave. A great improvement from last time. We WILL be back for more :)

Grats Conoin on a funky new sword: Bone Bladed Scimitar
and Mindaru on a Bone Collar of the Possessed (with 5 clicks of Clarity).

~Slappah

07:36am UTC, 4th Apr 2003

• Circlet of the Silver Skies to Koloss
• Rekeklo's War Sword to Runeetae

09:07pm UTC, 31st Mar 2003

Dessert was a very sweet dish of a perfect PoI dragon kill, with a fantastic drop for Feador. Looks like Xanamech needs to learn how to steer...

• Esoteric Medallions to Acharon, Alum, Angantyr, Brotherhound, Conoin, Daerneik, Dariell, Kevak, Knomb, Leirf, Nepenthes, Nojmak and Slappah
• Spectral parchment to Calwen
• 3x Tome of the Wind's Wisdom to Acharon, Deky and Suesses
• Cord Hilted Spike Driver to Feador
• Pulsing Phase Emitter to Calwen
• Entwood Mace to Slappah
• General's Pouch and Kedge robe for Ragebringer to Sopor

08:07pm UTC, 30th Mar 2003

• Calamity's End to Alum
• Totem of Shadows to Squat

05:59pm UTC, 29th Mar 2003

• Klandicar's Talisman to Sian
• Plate legs and helm to Nojmak
• Plate legs to Laromir
• Leather legs to Issue
• Silk legs, silk bracer to Guild bank

12:06am UTC, 28th Mar 2003

Congrats to all on a job sweetly done, and to those who earned the rewards...

• Innovator's Ring to Balsamo
• Woven Shim Choker to Feador

11:33pm UTC, 25th Mar 2003

Here is the other loot of note:

• Earing of the Frozen Skull to Hinuden of Legado de Menarth
• Faceguard of Bentos the Hero to Llilith
• Eye of Narandi to Fuudce
• Narandi's Lance to Ghorz of Der Schatten
• Crown of Narandi to Tualador
• Choker of the Wretched to Calwen

~Fuudce

11:59pm UTC, 19th Mar 2003

We obtained:

• Veteran's Chain Leggings to Armak
  
• Ribbon Choker to Feador
  
• Twisted Longbow to the Guild Bank
  
• Padded Steel Woven Belt to the Guild Bank

~Fuudce

08:58am UTC, 18th Mar 2003

A trip to the Plane of Storms afterwards left Zertuken the Unyielding and Laruken the Rigid reeling, allowing Armak to finish off his BoT key and several more to get one step closer.

• Chestplate of Vindication to Armak
• Waning Light Katar to (a very happy) Slappah
• 6 Esoteric Medallions to Armak, Artemos, Colan, Dariell, Deky and Purge
• Spectral Parchment to Leirf

11:50pm UTC, 16th Mar 2003

Pretorian Myral, having heard of Vindi's messy demise, tried to hide away in Grieg's End. He was tracked down and we ensured his fate was just as swift and as final as Vindi's, winning Katsor a yummy slicer'n'dicer.

Finally, we nipped over to pay Renux Harkenor a visit, re-doing Sopor's epic after his General encounter was messed up by another rogue. The General will be paid a visit soon!

• Chestplate of Vindication to Polg
• Scythe of Sundering to Katsor
• Translated Parchment for Sopor's epic

06:29pm UTC, 16th Mar 2003

• Firebone Notebook won by X'Agon
  
• Gooey Boots to WoT Guild Bank.

04:38pm UTC, 15th Mar 2003

After clearing the forest giants, Neffiken, Lord of Kelek`Vor put up a briefly valiant fight, before succumbing to the combined might of the two guilds. He seemed much easier than we were expecting, so expect to see these become a common target.

Congratulations to Feador (and the clerics) on outliving your first boss mob (*snicker*), and also to those who won loot...

• Bulwark of Storms to Mindaru
  
• Glyphed Rune Word to X'Agon
• Spectral Parchments for Suesses and Venomia
• Medallions to Jerish, Stheno, and Knomb

04:11pm UTC, 15th Mar 2003

This was followed by a very quick end to a very long quest, but Suesses now has a Blessed Coldain Prayer Shawl to show for months of hard work. Hurrah!

• Circlet of Suffering to Slappah
  
• Emerald Bastardsword of Purity to Polg
  
• 2 Unopenable Boxes to Tualador and Theliomihr
  
• Pauldrons of Blight - left to rot!
  
• Tracking Wolf Collar to Acharon.

03:55pm UTC, 15th Mar 2003

Congratulations Feador, on his sparkly new Ring of Dain Frostreaver IV!

'Grats also to those who picked up some of the other loot...

• Choker of the Wretched to Mindaru
  
• Crown of Narandi to Conoin
  
• Faceguard of Bentos the Hero to Woodrunner
  
• Earring of the Frozen Skull to Armak
  
• Narandi's Lance to Guggak (non-guild)
  
• Eye of Narandi to Concretefoo (non-guild)

10:55pm UTC, 5th Mar 2003