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:: The Burried Sea and Serpents Spine Complete!

Have you have been cheated? I mean really cut short from achieving a goal because the server went down?
That is how we in Wind of Tranquility felt right before the Seeds of Destruction release. Cheated. 100% Hard core, XXX cheated with a horny troll behind us. On our first attempt of the Two Gods, we got the Two Lovers down to 30% before we realized a small hole in our game plan which in EQ terms normally means a wipe. We readjusted the strategy, rezzed the dead, and started rebuffing. Then we got a fun serverwide message.

SERVERS COMING DOWN IN 20 MINUTES!

Pardon my french, but screw you sony! That was our last raiding day before the release of Seeds of Destruction. All hopes of finishing the 13th expansion, The Buried Sea, by launch were dosed by Sony's emergency patch to fix a non working tradeskill combine. (I'm not really sure what it was that was an emergency.) Also add into all of this, that we are trying to progress forward into MMM. With only one mob left to do. Big Bynn I. He was bugged so much, that he was casting his ae every second on us. Umm working as intended? I think not!

So fast forward two weeks. We have a few freaks in guild who have taken the bait and "dinged" 85. Congratulations to all of you. Some freak named Khur on the Cazic Thule server dinged 85 in like 13 hours. Congratulations dude! Here's your straitjacket and a bottle of lotion to put on your sore ass.

But that all aside we have worked hard on stuff, raided more stuff, and killed even more stuff. But let's get back to that cheated feeling.
Yup you guessed it, Two Gods are sleeping with the fishes.

SUCK IT!

Amazingly enough we got Events 1 - 5 done on a Sunday and then got Commodus done on first go giving us a solid two hours to kill them, which wasnt needed.
For the lore buffs out there, here is a bit that was said post mortem. I'm not sure what it says but sure theres a you rock, and uh suck it attached to the bottom.

Blah Blah Blah. You whooped my ass!

Grats Xatranaz on Dark Runed Belt
Istanora on Cloak of the Sun God
Nocturne on Scimitar of the damned
and Wenamcea on Blade of Pure Light

Proud & So Glorious

We also went back to Ashengate North before release and revisited our old nemesis Lethar 2.0. He's big, he's ugly and now he's dead!

Ding expansion 12 complete!

Grats Icyen on Spked Bracelet of the Betrayer
Vannay on Embroided wool Band of Poetry
Shadowbeaver on Serpent's Essence
Badabumm on Antathus' Warfire Breastplate
And Howeii on Mysaphar's Silvergfanged Leggings

Now let's get back to that Big Bynn I guy. Remember he was casting the ae so fricking much that it was unbeatable. Amazingly enough, Sony fixed it.

I WAS IN SHOCK!

So we wondered back into his lair, gave the marching order and blamm! We pulled the plug on that dead dragon so fast! I didn't know what was going on!

I have no pics of this but you can droll on the lewts!

Grats Suresap and Icyen on Ancient Scaled Wristguard
Daska on Ancient Hardened Bracer
Ardbeg on Ancient Velvet Slippers
Jitatha and Hairytoes on Coilstream Mechanomantle
and Rulltufs and Peppar on Steam-Powered Disc of Command

So we will be farming the piss out of him, the mino and the other 3 idiots in steamfactory till we are sick of it!

But thats not all ladies and gentlemen! We took a poke at a raid we never tried before. Bloodmoon Keep 3. Interestingly enough I wasn't there! I was keeping my wife busy. But they said it was a hardcore battle and um well yeah they killed it.

Grats Istanora on Rakno's Lost Fang
Brimir on Bloodied Skull Crusher
Xatranaz on Ring of the Ripping Claw
Weawen on Relentless Hunter's Scaled Wristguard
And Gorduins on Prophetic Seer's Scaled Wristguard

So it has been an action packed month for Wind of Tranquility. But what is really going on behind the scenes. Let's go to the director's cut!

Meaty is a friendly kind of tank. And he is always there to welcome our new trialists. Look how well mannered he is when the newest bard recruit was on the raid!
welcome to the guild Bardish

I always thought it was hard being an Enchanter. But I never realized how hard until i paid attention!
Poor Enchanters
Hell even Jitatha was in on the act!
YOU ARE NOT A TANK!

I had better be careful pointing out Jitatha's shortcomings! Lookw what happened to Gormm when he was disrescptecful!
bow to me faithfully!

Gnomes are always a point of interest. Read a couple of quotes from our crazy little men, behind the scenes!
Never say shit around me
Glutton for punishment?

Five dollar will make you hollar!

It's hard to be a troll. But to think that someone actually wants to be a gnome permanantly. I almost called the looney wagon!
I wanna be a football!
busted

Since we are talking about Pepper the Berserker. There is a saying that I am my own worst critic. Peppar takes that moto and runs with it!
At least he's an honest gnome

Some of our raids have gotten really intense. How intense you may ask? Let's ask Shadowbeaver!

Nailin Palin FTW!

Can't talk about porn and not mention Siegfried! Where is our Scottsman this month?
Baaaaa

Maybe he was in Wales and York checking out the competition.
Operation Uncharted Territory is a failure

Or just meeting up with the wrong crowd. All I have to say is how do you know this?
HOW DO YOU KNOW????

Cozz, one of our Iksar Shadowknights decided to buy the AA forage. Little did he know the repricutions of doing so!
My name is Leezard... ON A STICK!

Tryggve tells us how he feels about Kid Rock.
No he just sucks Tryg

Speaking of Tryggve, he was 100% certain he wouldn't make the update. Picture if you will ladies and gentlemen. A squating Ogre, an unwilling halfling, and a horny barbarian standing watch.
thats some hot shit there

Reading is a plus. what happen's when you make a false run at a raid mob, and the raid is still buffing? For the answer ask Badabumm.
honorable dorf

Nocturne is easily amused by well anything. To include peeing her pants!
Golden Shower

I'm starting to realize that our Zerker community has issues. Listen to Brimir and Hobbitslayer.
GIRLFRIEND

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Can't have an update without a ranger quote. I was looking in the closet for that perfect quote. Then Takin just came out of it!

Ewww

Now ladies and gentlemen the moment you have all been waiting for the moment of zen. A little background info. AB our server is home to some of THE best guilds in EQ history. Not people known for following the others like lemmings, but being trendsetters. Server firsts and serverwide firsts to be exact. Well as of the time we tried Queen Malarian only 12 others had beaten it serverwide. We're finally amoung the elite erm uh top 30 or something.

Grats Guys we rock!
Not bad for a raid average of 82. No doubt she will die with a full powered raid! Until next time!

Loladene Dethwytch
80 Shadowknight
Doing my part to keep the raid average down!

07:43pm CET, 10th Nov 2008


:: Let's turn the heat up!

Welcome back Wotaholics! Tons of stuff has been happening in WoT land.New Guild Firsts, new loot and New members! Let's talk about the important things first then get down to the mobs and loots that you came to see.

Welcome to our newest members: Tinyhealer, Gormm, and leleane! Remember its a straitjacket. Not a sextoy!

So first up wehre to start. There was 3 guild firsts since last update. After crashing around in Soltaris a bit gearing up from Sisters to Irissa we decided to try our hands on some of the begging raids in SoF and boy were they surprised to see us so soon!First mob we encountered was the Mining Behemoth in the Steam Factory. WE convinced one of our warriors to run in and test the waters. 1 second later we drug him back and rezzed. So with an even sicker sence of humor, Jitatha called the charge. We melted down the pile of metal to a scrap heap!


Xatranaz Goldax and Cozzs on Pneumatic Powerblade
Saundra and Sichlor on Ancient Husk Armwraps
Linxye on Ancient Husk Tunic
Keaerian on Ancient Scaled Sleeves
Phartos on Winged Gem of command

After this we decided to turn our attention on Chief Mechanic Clankwrench. Interesting, twisted script. Imagine an AFK ranger with autofire on. But each bit of damage increases the next ae to hit. Gets even funnier with 4 afk wizzies, 5 rangers and 10 beasts! But Thanks to voice chat we yelled and screamed and pulled out the win!

Dead Robot

Grats Scooch on Benevolent Menders Mantle
Raryle on Metallic Spark-Shawl
Tenalina on Ancient Hardened Breastplate
Jakol on Power Infused Steamcleaver
Brimir on Industrial Tinkered Drillbore
Yllandra on Ancient Velvet Pantaloons
Weawen on Ancient Scaled Leggings
and Linxye on Ancient Husk Leggings

We tried our Teeth on Spindlecrank, but we were too tired to do much, but 69% is not a bad attempt in my opinion for a dry run!

But our biggest success since last update has to be Commodus,Solar Construct!
This big ugly red beast is the Jelvin event from CoA on crack. Imgaine blancing 4 mobs and one lifetaps the other for help. Now the further they are out of balance the harder they hit. And when I mean out of balance its more then 5% health. They lifetap for 10% of the others health. Now once you get it down to half way, the sweat pouring down your face. Your thinking man this can't get any worse! WRONG! Commodus tosses you another 4 mobs to "have fun" with. So now you got 8 mobs, thats 8 tanks tanking. 7 Clerics swearing, 6 rogues a poking. 5 Frickin adds! ok didn't mean to go into a christmas song there. There are actually 30 adds. But hey besides the enchanters who's counting? So we killed these 8 frickin things and Commodus starts to act like he's some type of badass and comes down to tickle our warriors. 2 minuts later we got this.

Buckets of water was all that was needed

boom

Grats Qanlaen on Bulwark of the Firebringer
Ardbeg on Enchanted Firethrower of Speed
Loladene on Tainted Energeiac Plate Greaves
Balogh on Shrouded Energeiac Chain Leggings
Finelarya and Saundra on A Brightly Glowing Combine Signet Ring

Now for the stuff that keeps everyone laughing, except Tryggve. Hey I know... Let's start out with a Tryggve quote!
We all know that Tryggve has issues. LOTS of issues. After starting the Commodus script that we had to abort due to a failure in balance. This is his Response to it all.

this is so off the wall bizare that I can't even comment

The rogues have set the standard for beastlords. Use wolf illusion and they refuse to drag you till last, or was this a clever way for the Beastlords to get some action? I'll let you decide!

Touch me in the no no place please

We have some smartasses in the guild. 2 weeks ago my Beautiful Logitech G5 mouse died. I was looking for a new one, which I settled for the Steelseries IKARI mouse. 3200 DPI you can't complain about. But before finding that mouse I asked the guild for suggestions. This is the response I got!

You guys suck

Before defeating Commodus last Thursday we started the zone in and move to him. To start clearing the trash. But Linxye had other plans, he's been secretly planning a main change to ranger!

Do you bind here often?

Now that voice chat has gone live, all you perverst have probably discovered with HORROR the people you are cybering are not the hot 36-24-36 blonde babes you had hoped them to be. Actually they aren't Jena but Jens...

now go wash your hands and throw up

I've always thought that Jitatha is the most patient guy in the world. After all I've been in guild 3 years and he's been leading them the whole way! But now I know the he's been doing drugs to cope!

drugs are bad mkay?

I have always thought that there are other people from other servers who read our guild boards. But I wasn't sure. Actually I thought the only one's reading it is our guildies and future apps. Boy was I wrong. I got fans on the FV server!

thanks

He then started to talk shit about rangers which is always a plus

Fear me

To add to this, he realized that I am a desperate sort and I need as much stuff for front page updates as I can get. Needless to say. The ransom wasn't paid.

Where's my money bitch?

Daska was thinking about a sex change and discussed the pro's and con's of this with Jitatha. Needless to say, Jit shared with the guild some of Daska's concerns and worries. Hey we're a family guild thats what family does right?

WTF!

Now your moment of Zen!

The trolls in our guild our turning soft. Some are turning gay. And I'm not talking that dictionary "happy" definition of gay. I'm talking 100% hardcore in the backside gay! I'll let you be the judge of that.

he could've raped you

you scare me. Holy paladin my ass

the whole planet has gone crazy

I appologize for no gnome humor this update, but they were in the middle of the above troll sandwich. And I think I heard the trolls saying something about gnome, perfect size, and butt plug.

Loadene Dethwytch
80 Shadowknight

12:51pm CEST, 21st Sep 2008


:: Welcome to the Ultra Beatdown
Doing the front page of an extremely talented guild like Wind of Tranquility is a double edged sword. On one hand you get to tell the world about the guild firsts, make fun of people, and totally misquote the shit out of anything they say so that its twisted to your own sick purposes. Then on the other hand it sucks. I say it sucks as every single time I update this bloody thing within a 72 moments time they beat something new and chant update. Well this time it didn't take them 72 hours. It took them 6 hours after I updated! So I've got a little guild first of my own for them! Update done within 1 week's time!

But First let's Welcome our Newest Member Sweetmamma! Wear the tag with pride!

First target that we hit was Astire the Lunar moon. He is part of The Captured Portal Script. We had a rough run on him last week, but even with a rough run, we still got him to 21% before we called the retreat order. This time it wasn't so pretty for him. Those who haven't done him, its all a matter of what effect and what adds do you want to deal with. There is no 1 perfect strat. Which makes him a unique script.After some tugging and screaming and kiting and more screaming we pulled out the win, even with our local bard getting confused and having a deathwish. Wrong dog Pars!

Grats Tryggve on Tainted Moonstone Shard
Finelarya and Saundra on A Glowign Combine Signet Ring
Knikob on Sanguine Energeiac Plate Helm
Aristot on Phased Energeiac Silk Hat
and Finelarya on Amice of Wurine Regeneration

So with a full head of steam, we rebuffed, and walked over to start learning the strat for Portal to Dreadspire. Anyone who's done Queen Sendaii for Demiplane access. Think about her but on steroids. 15k AE dot, clones, adds. Damn where is Doog when you need him! For those who don't know Doog set the guild all time record of deaths on a single event against Queen Sendaii. Lets just say there was more dead shaman corpses then dead Spider corpses.
We started the script on the first go and figured out what the 24 adds up top were about and did some stuff with Irissa to see what she was like. We aborted at 71% to regroup. I gotta say, there was sometimes I thought man we just wiped! Twice I thought that. But somehow, we pulled the W out of our elusive back pockets and slaughtered the frickin thing. To quote Jit. I HATE SPIDER EVENTS!

Jitatha, Guardian of the Lewts!

Nuff Said

Grats Hairytoes on Venomous Fang of the Seer
Suresap on Transient Bow of Solar Winds
Alba and Jakol on Rugged Energeiac Plate Vambraces

To my guild I have only 1 thing to say!

Except for gnomes

Commodus is next up and we should lay him to waste in no time guys!

Now a few quotes that can't go anywhere else.
What happens when you combine a married soldier in Iraq, and a mage rod. just a few more months till your home, don't wear it out

Shadowbeaver has proven that fact that masturbation will not make you go blind! tried and tested. SB seal of approval!

Now for the last bit of this quick update. Yes I know tryg didn't make the update, but he got a loot so still in the update. But picture this if you will. I am busy summoning throwing stones for ranged events.
just a little stone thats all

Then I have this ranger wanna be Zerker ask me a question.... As if I wouldn't post this on the front page. signed, sealed, delivered, Owned!

he who has editorial power has all the power

One last thing I must say before closing this update. Today 26 August 2008, is a severly significant day. As today we receive with great honor, the fourth Opus from the ultra talented britains, Dragonforce!
And We will Live For Always Evermore!

Now if you excuse me I'm going to the record store!

Loladene Dethwytch

08:18am CEST, 26th Aug 2008 (Updated 12:18pm CEST, 26 Aug 2008)


:: Turn on the night!

Man what a hot summer we are having, Olympic's are going on, barbeque on the beachs. Everything you need to go outside. But that hasn't stopped Wind of Tranquility from turning up the heat! We have been regularly clearing out Frostcrypt and Ashengate with the exception of Lethar 2, and Octa the Collector is always slapped around. But to be honest pulling out the tractors is fun, to get all in your guild that needed upgrade, but you need to throw in some new scripts from time to time. We did just that. Back in February we touch on a raid encounter in the new expansion which at that time was a bit tough for us. So we let it be and focused on progression. Well we took a journey back to the fanged moon to give it a go. My how we have improved. We pulled out the bang bus, dropped the boneshard brothers in it and slapped them back to Florida!

down with the ceremony
die doggy die
chest heaven

Grats Suresap on Steel-Welded Ringmail coat
Ardbeg on Steel-Threaded Satin Pantaloons
Fairborn on Shroud of the Moonlight Curse
Rulltufs on Ticka, Greatblade of the Ravager
Shadowbeaver on Spell: Bond of the Blackwater Rk. III
And Saundra on Spell: Torrid Sunray Rk. III

Beating that task unlocks the next task called Crazok's Throne. Some of the mobs in this event have some amazing AE's. The aura's are killer as well. Relatively strait to the point Task. Kill 5 guys. Seems Simple Right? Let me show you what was said after the first accidental pull of 2 of the mobs at the same time

ranger humility
I'm still tryign to find mine

So we regrouped. Gathered the forces, buffed and took them on 1 by 1. Slowly we widdled all 5 namers down.

Dead Doggy
face down assup

Grats Razimir on Lunar Horns
Tryggve on Bloodrime Pauldrons
Utuzeneth on Steel-Threaded Satin Sleeves
Zhaelli on Steel-Studded Leather Armwraps
Loladene on Spell: Bond of the Blackwater Rk. III
And Jaokol on Tome of Armor of Decorum Rk. III

Completing that event unlocks Raid 3. Ralkor's Crystals. We never went on to do that, as we had a bigger fish to fry. Enter SOLTARIS!
I called it back in January. I said we would be in Soltaris before Christmas, but damn I didn't think we would be getting close to finishing before Christmas. Here we are 11 days since stepping foot into Soltaris, and we have the first 3 events done, and we ALMOST got the 4th event down. Was a fun wipe at 21% left of Astire.

Now event 1 is the Sisters. Anyone who's done Demiplane knows the boringness that is Althea, Brenda and the other harlot. This one can be completed within 10 minutes. Simple process. Kill mobs, hand in there weapons, watch the girls play with each other then see who's left, and slap her silly. We've done it 2 times already!

Grats Docoe on Polished Fang-Guard
Borammar and Cozzs on Bloodstaind Ak-Daal Blade
Valkarie on Althea's Black Pearl Choker
Jitatha on Feral Energeiac Leather Wristguard
tryggve on Rugged Energeiac Plate Bracer
Grindcorex on Singing Energeiac Plate Bracer
and Amadicia on Pristine energeiac Plate Bracer

Now the second event is a bit interesting. Deadly Swarm as its so apply named. Let me show you a comment after realizing what happens when you accidentally trigger the ogre and 1 minute 50 seconds has gone by.

we screwed

But we called in the cleaning lady to clean up the shit and we went back to work. A bunch of mezzing, a bunch of kiting, and a bunch of dps later and Aprosis was dead.

Grats Lenothx on Blade of the Cursed
Raryel on Spike Covered Loop
Loladene on Lochmaul Band
Rulltufs on Buckler of Corruption
Alba on Rugged energeiac Plate Gauntlets
Finelarya, Saundra, Linxye and Phartos on A Corrupted Drop of Focused Sunlight

The third event is extremely tank and healing heavy event. In the end of the event your killing 16 different mobs. This event was a bit confusing so some Cozzs put it in a simpler way so that others can easily understand.

Dude!?!?!?!
clear as mud

With chaos running amok, we pulled out the W.

Grats Xatranaz on Great Axe of Twin Flames
Loladene on Smouldering Faceguard of the Fallen
Cozzs on Tainted Energeiac Plate Boots
and Colaneil on Pristine Energeiac Plate Boots

3 down 4 to go!

I See us killing Event 4 in the extreme near future, and possibly moving up to as high as 2 gods before November. Lethar 2.0 definately has his days numbered, with our last attempt dropping him down to 37%. Just fine tuning and patience now! Good things for WoT to come. Welcome our newest members to the guild!

Howeii
Scooch

Now to the fun stuff.

Pallies. I thought you were knights as well. One seems to be confused and is crying like a healer!
stop yer crying!

The Silkies in the guild give there opinion on Melee toons
evil in league with silkie!

We found another secret admirer of fulir!
no touchie

The Random Number Generator Finds itself another victim!
at least it wasn't under 7

Everyone knows rangers have a hard time, everyone is picking on them, but when told to move zones, sometimes they just can't get that right
never gets old

People in our guild are sick. No not like laying in bed, thermometer in your mouth sick. I'm talking 100% corrupted in the head. Yes I fall into that category but thats besides the point
umm dude
is this a serious question?
umm wtf?

Ever been a tank waiting for that heal to land? Then you die? Ever wonder way?
I'd rather not crit at all

Well they gave Shadowknights a newer, beefier version of Harm Touch. It now has a serious DoT. Having heard this a paladin reconsidered classes
don't worry, you still have slay undead that affects everyhit

Msha had a brilliant plan, but it failed.
never give away your secrets

we found out the bad way, that Hardabit's girlfriend was out of town.
thats a cheap way to dating

Finelarya reassured an old member what its like to do it at older ages.
Viagra FTW!

Giving someone a buff is a friendly thing to do between guildies. These 2 took it to a whole nother level!
ogre and a dog.... shiver

Qanlaen and the rest of the enchanters are always raped on events with mad mezzing. Mainly because of stupid melee mez breaks. They have decided to fight back!
just say no to nontank mez breaks

Meaty got caught downloading porn again
BUSTED!

The boys in the tank channel keep getting distracted and for prolonged AFK's during raids. I wonder what it could be?
wrong mobs Valk

I'm a bit concerned we might have an Sexual harassment clause on our hands! You can talk about her cute butt, you can droll over her boobsl. But don't call her a man!
RUUUUUUNNNNN

I for one would never insult a wizzie. Pure mana casting DPS. What more do you want?

And of course last but not least, we can't have an update without Tryg! Whats to say this time you wonder? All I can say, is if your at Tryg's house and he offers you a seat. Ask for a towel...
I think I'm gonna be sick

Now for the moment of zen. As promised Wena in a cheerleading outfit! Look at that come hither look she's giving us!

Naughty Wena Naughty

Loladene Dethwytch

02:24pm CEST, 21st Aug 2008 (Updated 02:29pm CEST, 21 Aug 2008)


:: I Think I Saw A Stray Foot!

I've been lazy lately (yeah I know you wanna know new stuff) and haven't put up an update. So I figured I'm sitting here at home, thumb up my ass, might as well.
Don't let my laziness distract ya from the truth, WoT has not been stagnant. We have been Plowing away at TSS like its no Tomorrow. Hell even got Lethar 2.0 under 60%!

Soon bitch!

But before we get on to the update a short welcome to our newest Members: Lenothx, Shadowcaster, Goldax, Grindcorex, Kaeerian, Memluil and some ranger, oh yeah Brimir....
Wear your tag with pride!

We have had some heavy focus on Frostcrypt Raid 2.
FC2 is a great instance, for the most part.
The first event is an aug event called, The Sleepless Guard. I wasn't here for our first killing of him, but basically some idiot sits on top of his coffin (gave us less distance to drag him to bury), and spawns Gizmo and all the other gremlins from the stupid 80's movie. Only he forgot to give poor Gizmo some HP!

Grats Zhaeli on Mossy Tundra Stone
Hairytoes on Iridescent Pearl of Icy Precision
Mythrill on Frost-Etched Ruby of Vitality
and Balogh on Etched Obsidian Shard

Moving on to Event 2, called Wulfnor the Gladiator. We pull some giant to the corner, gank him hard, slap his buddies for cheering him on and play with his pets. Sound like fun? Not really an impressive fight, but Farmable.

Grats Bouillou and Brimir on A Timeworn Glove Mold
Saundra and Masterblackorb on Riven Krithgor Battle Shield
Borahx on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold
Suresap and Antwan on Silver-Wrapped Turquoise Earring
Valkarie and Broph on Carved Blood Ice Choker
Badabumm on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Bamsefar on Brumal Fists of Whirling Sleet
Badabumm and Msha on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Badabumm on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Tenalina on Serpent's Essence
and Gakania on Frost-Carved Granite Statue

Now Event 3 is Fridleif, Master Warcraft. This event is rather simplistic. Gank him hard, as Jit would say, nothing more to it then that, oh and the billion adds.

corpse target

All we could find after the nukes finished landing was a single left foot....

HELP! I FOUND A FOOT!

Grats Shadowbeaver, Vannay and Colaneil on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Slappah, Saundra and Bouillou on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Wenamcea and Hardabit on Ice Enameled Gorget of Battle
Hermonie and Bouillou on Scorched Froststeel Ring
Utuzeneth and Eira on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Weawen and Badabumm on Slashed Leather Belt of Frostbite
Daska and Tryggve on Jagged Bone-Handled Ice Reaver
and Docoe on Serpent's Essence

Moving on to Event 4.Harfange the Black. It takes a bit getting use to, but eventually it just "clicks."

corpse target

Again all we could find is a foot, wtf is with these freaky Giants!

HELP! I Found ANOTHER FOOT!

Grats Docoe, Rodlok, and Guuz on Serpent's Essence
Alba and Tanize on A Timeworn Armguard Mold
Angely on A Timeworn Skullcap Mold
Slappah on Worn Iron Rallosian relic
Fairborn on Blood-Infused Iron Stud
Varagaz and Bouillou on A Timeworn Bracer Mold
Alba on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Slappah on Algid Bag of Frozen Tears
Hardabit and Goldax on Engraved Froststeel Visor
Daska on A Timeworn Glove Mold
and Brimir and Lord Rott on Shattered Mask of Ancestral Rage

Last but definately not least is Beltron the Shade King, owner of all that is FC, bugged to all holy hell after the last 3 patches SO much that you can't take him down 1%..... Sony you suck.
But the one time we did beat him we got some stuff...

corpse target

And of course the mandatory foot shot....

wtf is there only feet around here?

Grats Xatranaz on Serpent's Essence
Docoe on A Timeworn leggings Mold
Saundra on A Timeworn Chestguard Mold
Wenamcea on Ancient Royal Froststeel Bracer
And Hardabit on Fjorlask, War Maul of Shadows

Wind of Tranquility Orgy in Beltron's Room

Now on to some Funny stuff

Where to start when it comes to the Funny stuff, a lot of Hilarious shit has happened. I know, it's never old, lets start with Rangers!

Ranger Hate At its Best!
Did we by the way?

They may call them Berzerkers, but I call them Rangers useing 2h weapons. Both wear Chain, both day 1 second into raid, both are just as smart as the other! And to top it all off, they allow them to be Dwarves and Ogres. `Nuff said.

You may call me Pally, but I update the front page

Ladies and Gentlemen, might I point you to exhibit b of my Zerkers are Rangers Theory. What happens when the Zerker hasn't been given his medication for the day?

Hmmm what else is there to make fun of. Oh yeah. Pallies... the goody little twoshoes holier then thou. Now I know why they have taken a Vow of Chastity. Check out how excited this pally is about a cure!

next its gonna be alterboys!

Further proof of gayness....

enough to make a Catholic Priest proud(no offense catholics)

As always we have to poke a little fun at Tryggve. Or is it he brings it on himself. He claims he's not that perverted. I'll let the jury decide!

Catholic priest flashbacks?

We have finally found someone for Tryg to hook up with!

MBO Valk needs a word with ya

Now we were discussing Mixed Martial Arts(MMA) in the guild. one of the main organizations is called the Ultimate Fighting Championships(UFC.) But as tryg was looking for new pr0n, he meant to ask Daska but asked the guild instead!

woman or a man dude what is it?

Now here is how I know Daska was in on it!

now i know you were looking at jit's balls!

So Daska, being caught, takes his revenge out on tryg

we do to

We in Wot, Pride ourselves in delivering some of the Best strats our guildies can use to beat any said encounter. In game or out of game!

During one of the Events in FC2, Xatranaz asked a simple question and got a simple answer!

my bad, lizzards don't have sex they lay eggs

Docoe was trying to figure out how to start the Lethar 2.0 event and got positive responses!

I'd try mooning him so he doesn't hurt himself ramming you

Last in this short Strategy Forum, which I will probably be yelled out for giving away our L33T strats, Fine puts our strategy in simplier terms so its EASIER to understand!

Go get them tiger!

No other guild in EQ history has a bard as dedicated as we do in Wind of Tranquility! Parsburg is currently down in Iraq. Somehow, the evil little Bard has found a way to play. But his dedication is at a small price to us in the raid.

HOLY SHIT INC!
tis only a flesh wound

pr0n Seems to always be on our guildies mind this summer. Could it be that love is in the air? Or are we sick and twisted everyday? You decide!

Shadowbeaver wants to watch some pr0n

wonder if we can find one to perform for him?
we can, hmm remember what I said about pallies?

Even when it comes to getting an epic, pr0n is on the mind!

we also helped him loose it btw

I have total control over my servents!

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<p>Myth accuse's slappah of downloading pr0n but I think he was doing it with one hand and trying to type with the other hand...
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Sometimes I dissappoint myself, sometimes I disappoint my guildies, at this instance... I did both

so wtf is it for anyways?

Lately there has been a conspiracy against tanks. It seems to have tainted our mages as well...

it's a conspiracy!

After some of Sony's FUN(ok thats a bit sick considering they castrated dps classes by 80%) patches we have seen new things in FC2

hmm

I'm running out of thigns to say here guys

me too

Jit shows Daska how to use his new ball scratcher. Is Daska looking at the technique? or Jit's balls? you decide?

I think daska is meat gazing

Still out reporting our Resident halfling has found himself in some trouble. 2 Months ago he was on a light post. last month on top of a Giant's chair. This month...

sniff it

Where will he be next month? I already know! Imagine an ogre, halfing and a barbarian... /shiver

who likes family picnics? Gnomes don't

hmm Gnome kabobs

Now your moment of Zen!

Ever seen a high elf chick in a cheerleading outfit?

High elf cheerleading squad, now that is hot!

Next update you will!

Loadene Dethwytch

80 Shadowknight

04:40pm CEST, 22nd Jul 2008


   
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