| :: The Burried Sea and Serpents Spine Complete! |
Have you have been cheated? I mean really cut short from achieving a goal because the server went down? That is how we in Wind of Tranquility felt right before the Seeds of Destruction release. Cheated. 100% Hard core, XXX cheated with a horny troll behind us. On our first attempt of the Two Gods, we got the Two Lovers down to 30% before we realized a small hole in our game plan which in EQ terms normally means a wipe. We readjusted the strategy, rezzed the dead, and started rebuffing. Then we got a fun serverwide message. SERVERS COMING DOWN IN 20 MINUTES! Pardon my french, but screw you sony! That was our last raiding day before the release of Seeds of Destruction. All hopes of finishing the 13th expansion, The Buried Sea, by launch were dosed by Sony's emergency patch to fix a non working tradeskill combine. (I'm not really sure what it was that was an emergency.) Also add into all of this, that we are trying to progress forward into MMM. With only one mob left to do. Big Bynn I. He was bugged so much, that he was casting his ae every second on us. Umm working as intended? I think not! So fast forward two weeks. We have a few freaks in guild who have taken the bait and "dinged" 85. Congratulations to all of you. Some freak named Khur on the Cazic Thule server dinged 85 in like 13 hours. Congratulations dude! Here's your straitjacket and a bottle of lotion to put on your sore ass. But that all aside we have worked hard on stuff, raided more stuff, and killed even more stuff. But let's get back to that cheated feeling.
Amazingly enough we got Events 1 - 5 done on a Sunday and then got Commodus done on first go giving us a solid two hours to kill them, which wasnt needed.
Grats Xatranaz on Dark Runed Belt
We also went back to Ashengate North before release and revisited our old nemesis Lethar 2.0. He's big, he's ugly and now he's dead!
Grats Icyen on Spked Bracelet of the Betrayer
Now let's get back to that Big Bynn I guy. Remember he was casting the ae so fricking much that it was unbeatable. Amazingly enough, Sony fixed it. I WAS IN SHOCK! So we wondered back into his lair, gave the marching order and blamm! We pulled the plug on that dead dragon so fast! I didn't know what was going on! I have no pics of this but you can droll on the lewts! Grats Suresap and Icyen on Ancient Scaled Wristguard
So we will be farming the piss out of him, the mino and the other 3 idiots in steamfactory till we are sick of it! But thats not all ladies and gentlemen! We took a poke at a raid we never tried before. Bloodmoon Keep 3. Interestingly enough I wasn't there! I was keeping my wife busy. But they said it was a hardcore battle and um well yeah they killed it. Grats Istanora on Rakno's Lost Fang
So it has been an action packed month for Wind of Tranquility. But what is really going on behind the scenes. Let's go to the director's cut!
Meaty is a friendly kind of tank. And he is always there to welcome our new trialists. Look how well mannered he is when the newest bard recruit was on the raid!
I always thought it was hard being an Enchanter. But I never realized how hard until i paid attention!
I had better be careful pointing out Jitatha's shortcomings! Lookw what happened to Gormm when he was disrescptecful!
Gnomes are always a point of interest. Read a couple of quotes from our crazy little men, behind the scenes!
It's hard to be a troll. But to think that someone actually wants to be a gnome permanantly. I almost called the looney wagon!
Since we are talking about Pepper the Berserker. There is a saying that I am my own worst critic. Peppar takes that moto and runs with it!
Some of our raids have gotten really intense. How intense you may ask? Let's ask Shadowbeaver!
Can't talk about porn and not mention Siegfried! Where is our Scottsman this month?
Maybe he was in Wales and York checking out the competition.
Or just meeting up with the wrong crowd. All I have to say is how do you know this?
Cozz, one of our Iksar Shadowknights decided to buy the AA forage. Little did he know the repricutions of doing so!
Tryggve tells us how he feels about Kid Rock.
Speaking of Tryggve, he was 100% certain he wouldn't make the update. Picture if you will ladies and gentlemen. A squating Ogre, an unwilling halfling,
and a horny barbarian standing watch.
Reading is a plus. what happen's when you make a false run at a raid mob, and the raid is still buffing? For the answer ask Badabumm.
Nocturne is easily amused by well anything. To include peeing her pants!
I'm starting to realize that our Zerker community has issues. Listen to Brimir and Hobbitslayer.
Can't have an update without a ranger quote. I was looking in the closet for that perfect quote. Then Takin just came out of it!
Now ladies and gentlemen the moment you have all been waiting for the moment of zen. A little background info. AB our server is home to some of THE best guilds in EQ history. Not people known for following the others like lemmings, but being trendsetters. Server firsts and serverwide firsts to be exact. Well as of the time we tried Queen Malarian only 12 others had beaten it serverwide. We're finally amoung the elite erm uh top 30 or something.
Loladene Dethwytch
07:43pm CET, 10th Nov 2008 |
| :: Let's turn the heat up! |
Welcome back Wotaholics! Tons of stuff has been happening in WoT land.New Guild Firsts, new loot and New members! Let's talk about the important things first then get down to the mobs and loots that you came to see. Welcome to our newest members: Tinyhealer, Gormm, and leleane! Remember its a straitjacket. Not a sextoy! So first up wehre to start. There was 3 guild firsts since last update. After crashing around in Soltaris a bit gearing up from Sisters to Irissa we decided to try our hands on some of the begging raids in SoF and boy were they surprised to see us so soon!First mob we encountered was the Mining Behemoth in the Steam Factory. WE convinced one of our warriors to run in and test the waters. 1 second later we drug him back and rezzed. So with an even sicker sence of humor, Jitatha called the charge. We melted down the pile of metal to a scrap heap!
After this we decided to turn our attention on Chief Mechanic Clankwrench. Interesting, twisted script. Imagine an AFK ranger with autofire on. But each bit of damage increases the next ae to hit. Gets even funnier with 4 afk wizzies, 5 rangers and 10 beasts! But Thanks to voice chat we yelled and screamed and pulled out the win!
Grats Scooch on Benevolent Menders Mantle
We tried our Teeth on Spindlecrank, but we were too tired to do much, but 69% is not a bad attempt in my opinion for a dry run!
But our biggest success since last update has to be Commodus,Solar Construct!
Grats Qanlaen on Bulwark of the Firebringer
Now for the stuff that keeps everyone laughing, except Tryggve. Hey I know... Let's start out with a Tryggve quote!
The rogues have set the standard for beastlords. Use wolf illusion and they refuse to drag you till last, or was this a clever way for the Beastlords to get some action? I'll let you decide!
We have some smartasses in the guild. 2 weeks ago my Beautiful Logitech G5 mouse died. I was looking for a new one, which I settled for the Steelseries IKARI mouse. 3200 DPI you can't complain about. But before finding that mouse I asked the guild for suggestions. This is the response I got!
Before defeating Commodus last Thursday we started the zone in and move to him. To start clearing the trash. But Linxye had other plans, he's been secretly planning a main change to ranger!
Now that voice chat has gone live, all you perverst have probably discovered with HORROR the people you are cybering are not the hot 36-24-36 blonde babes you had hoped them to be. Actually they aren't Jena but Jens...
I've always thought that Jitatha is the most patient guy in the world. After all I've been in guild 3 years and he's been leading them the whole way! But now I know the he's been doing drugs to cope!
I have always thought that there are other people from other servers who read our guild boards. But I wasn't sure. Actually I thought the only one's reading it is our guildies and future apps. Boy was I wrong. I got fans on the FV server!
He then started to talk shit about rangers which is always a plus
To add to this, he realized that I am a desperate sort and I need as much stuff for front page updates as I can get. Needless to say. The ransom wasn't paid.
Daska was thinking about a sex change and discussed the pro's and con's of this with Jitatha. Needless to say, Jit shared with the guild some of Daska's concerns and worries. Hey we're a family guild thats what family does right?
Now your moment of Zen! The trolls in our guild our turning soft. Some are turning gay. And I'm not talking that dictionary "happy" definition of gay. I'm talking 100% hardcore in the backside gay! I'll let you be the judge of that.
I appologize for no gnome humor this update, but they were in the middle of the above troll sandwich. And I think I heard the trolls saying something about gnome, perfect size, and butt plug. Loadene Dethwytch
12:51pm CEST, 21st Sep 2008 |
| :: Welcome to the Ultra Beatdown |
| Doing the front page of an extremely talented guild like Wind of Tranquility is a double edged sword. On one hand you get to tell the world about the
guild firsts, make fun of people, and totally misquote the shit out of anything they say so that its twisted to your own sick purposes. Then on the
other hand it sucks. I say it sucks as every single time I update this bloody thing within a 72 moments time they beat something new and chant update.
Well this time it didn't take them 72 hours. It took them 6 hours after I updated! So I've got a little guild first of my own for them! Update done within 1 week's time!
But First let's Welcome our Newest Member Sweetmamma! Wear the tag with pride!
First target that we hit was Astire the Lunar moon. He is part of The Captured Portal Script. We had a rough run on him last week, but even with a rough run, we still got him to 21% before we
called the retreat order. This time it wasn't so pretty for him. Those who haven't done him, its all a matter of what effect and what adds do you want
to deal with. There is no 1 perfect strat. Which makes him a unique script.After some tugging and screaming and kiting and more screaming we pulled out
the win, even with our local bard getting confused and having a deathwish.
Grats Tryggve on Tainted Moonstone Shard
So with a full head of steam, we rebuffed, and walked over to start learning the strat for Portal to Dreadspire. Anyone who's done Queen Sendaii
for Demiplane access. Think about her but on steroids. 15k AE dot, clones, adds. Damn where is Doog when you need him! For those who don't know
Doog set the guild all time record of deaths on a single event against Queen Sendaii. Lets just say there was more dead shaman corpses then dead
Spider corpses.
Grats Hairytoes on Venomous Fang of the Seer
To my guild I have only 1 thing to say!
Commodus is next up and we should lay him to waste in no time guys!
Now a few quotes that can't go anywhere else.
Shadowbeaver has proven that fact that masturbation will not make you go blind!
Now for the last bit of this quick update. Yes I know tryg didn't make the update, but he got a loot so still in the update. But picture this if you will.
I am busy summoning throwing stones for ranged events.
Then I have this ranger wanna be Zerker ask me a question.... As if I wouldn't post this on the front page. signed, sealed, delivered, Owned!
One last thing I must say before closing this update. Today 26 August 2008, is a severly significant day. As today we receive with great honor, the
fourth Opus from the ultra talented britains, Dragonforce! Now if you excuse me I'm going to the record store! Loladene Dethwytch 08:18am CEST, 26th Aug 2008 (Updated 12:18pm CEST, 26 Aug 2008) |
| :: Turn on the night! |
Man what a hot summer we are having, Olympic's are going on, barbeque on the beachs. Everything you need to go outside. But that hasn't stopped Wind of Tranquility from turning up the heat! We have been regularly clearing out Frostcrypt and Ashengate with the exception of Lethar 2, and Octa the Collector is always slapped around. But to be honest pulling out the tractors is fun, to get all in your guild that needed upgrade, but you need to throw in some new scripts from time to time. We did just that. Back in February we touch on a raid encounter in the new expansion which at that time was a bit tough for us. So we let it be and focused on progression. Well we took a journey back to the fanged moon to give it a go. My how we have improved. We pulled out the bang bus, dropped the boneshard brothers in it and slapped them back to Florida!
Grats Suresap on Steel-Welded Ringmail coat
Beating that task unlocks the next task called Crazok's Throne. Some of the mobs in this event have some amazing AE's. The aura's are killer as well. Relatively strait to the point Task. Kill 5 guys. Seems Simple Right? Let me show you what was said after the first accidental pull of 2 of the mobs at the same time
So we regrouped. Gathered the forces, buffed and took them on 1 by 1. Slowly we widdled all 5 namers down.
Grats Razimir on Lunar Horns
Completing that event unlocks Raid 3. Ralkor's Crystals. We never went on to do that, as we had a bigger fish to fry. Enter SOLTARIS!
Now event 1 is the Sisters. Anyone who's done Demiplane knows the boringness that is Althea, Brenda and the other harlot. This one can be completed within 10 minutes. Simple process. Kill mobs, hand in there weapons, watch the girls play with each other then see who's left, and slap her silly. We've done it 2 times already!
Grats Docoe on Polished Fang-Guard
Now the second event is a bit interesting. Deadly Swarm as its so apply named. Let me show you a comment after realizing what happens when you accidentally trigger the ogre and 1 minute 50 seconds has gone by.
But we called in the cleaning lady to clean up the shit and we went back to work. A bunch of mezzing, a bunch of kiting, and a bunch of dps later and Aprosis was dead.
Grats Lenothx on Blade of the Cursed
The third event is extremely tank and healing heavy event. In the end of the event your killing 16 different mobs. This event was a bit confusing so some Cozzs put it in a simpler way so that others can easily understand.
With chaos running amok, we pulled out the W.
Grats Xatranaz on Great Axe of Twin Flames
I See us killing Event 4 in the extreme near future, and possibly moving up to as high as 2 gods before November. Lethar 2.0 definately has his days numbered, with our last attempt dropping him down to 37%. Just fine tuning and patience now! Good things for WoT to come. Welcome our newest members to the guild!
Howeii
Now to the fun stuff.
Pallies. I thought you were knights as well. One seems to be confused and is crying like a healer!
The Silkies in the guild give there opinion on Melee toons
We found another secret admirer of fulir!
The Random Number Generator Finds itself another victim!
Everyone knows rangers have a hard time, everyone is picking on them, but when told to move zones, sometimes they just can't get that right
People in our guild are sick. No not like laying in bed, thermometer in your mouth sick. I'm talking 100% corrupted in the head. Yes I fall into that category but thats besides the point
Ever been a tank waiting for that heal to land? Then you die? Ever wonder way?
Well they gave Shadowknights a newer, beefier version of Harm Touch. It now has a serious DoT. Having heard this a paladin reconsidered classes
Msha had a brilliant plan, but it failed.
we found out the bad way, that Hardabit's girlfriend was out of town.
Finelarya reassured an old member what its like to do it at older ages.
Giving someone a buff is a friendly thing to do between guildies. These 2 took it to a whole nother level!
Qanlaen and the rest of the enchanters are always raped on events with mad mezzing. Mainly because of stupid melee mez breaks. They have decided to fight back!
Meaty got caught downloading porn again
The boys in the tank channel keep getting distracted and for prolonged AFK's during raids. I wonder what it could be?
I'm a bit concerned we might have an Sexual harassment clause on our hands! You can talk about her cute butt, you can droll over her boobsl. But don't call her a man!
I for one would never insult a wizzie. Pure mana casting DPS. What more do you want?
And of course last but not least, we can't have an update without Tryg!
Whats to say this time you wonder? All I can say, is if your at Tryg's house and he offers you a seat. Ask for a towel...
Now for the moment of zen. As promised Wena in a cheerleading outfit! Look at that come hither look she's giving us!
Loladene Dethwytch 02:24pm CEST, 21st Aug 2008 (Updated 02:29pm CEST, 21 Aug 2008) |
| :: I Think I Saw A Stray Foot! |
I've been lazy lately (yeah I know you wanna know new stuff) and haven't put up an update. So I figured I'm sitting here at home, thumb up my ass, might as well. Don't let my laziness distract ya from the truth, WoT has not been stagnant. We have been Plowing away at TSS like its no Tomorrow. Hell even got Lethar 2.0 under 60%!
But before we get on to the update a short welcome to our newest Members: Lenothx, Shadowcaster, Goldax, Grindcorex, Kaeerian, Memluil and some ranger, oh yeah Brimir....
We have had some heavy focus on Frostcrypt Raid 2.
Grats Zhaeli on Mossy Tundra Stone
Moving on to Event 2, called Wulfnor the Gladiator. We pull some giant to the corner, gank him hard, slap his buddies for cheering him on and play with his pets. Sound like fun? Not really an impressive fight, but Farmable. Grats Bouillou and Brimir on A Timeworn Glove Mold
Now Event 3 is Fridleif, Master Warcraft. This event is rather simplistic. Gank him hard, as Jit would say, nothing more to it then that, oh and the billion adds.
All we could find after the nukes finished landing was a single left foot....
Grats Shadowbeaver, Vannay and Colaneil on A Timerworn Boot Mold
Moving on to Event 4.Harfange the Black. It takes a bit getting use to, but eventually it just "clicks."
Again all we could find is a foot, wtf is with these freaky Giants!
Grats Docoe, Rodlok, and Guuz on Serpent's Essence
Last but definately not least is Beltron the Shade King, owner of all that is FC, bugged to all holy hell after the last 3 patches SO much that you can't take him down 1%..... Sony you suck.
And of course the mandatory foot shot....
Grats Xatranaz on Serpent's Essence
Now on to some Funny stuff Where to start when it comes to the Funny stuff, a lot of Hilarious shit has happened. I know, it's never old, lets start with Rangers! Ranger Hate At its Best!
They may call them Berzerkers, but I call them Rangers useing 2h weapons. Both wear Chain, both day 1 second into raid, both are just as smart as the other! And to top it all off, they allow them to be Dwarves and Ogres. `Nuff said.
Ladies and Gentlemen, might I point you to exhibit b of my Zerkers are Rangers Theory. What happens when the Zerker hasn't been given his medication for the day? Hmmm what else is there to make fun of. Oh yeah. Pallies... the goody little twoshoes holier then thou. Now I know why they have taken a Vow of Chastity. Check out how excited this pally is about a cure!
Further proof of gayness....
As always we have to poke a little fun at Tryggve. Or is it he brings it on himself. He claims he's not that perverted. I'll let the jury decide!
We have finally found someone for Tryg to hook up with!
Now we were discussing Mixed Martial Arts(MMA) in the guild. one of the main organizations is called the Ultimate Fighting Championships(UFC.) But as tryg was looking for new pr0n, he meant to ask Daska but asked the guild instead!
Now here is how I know Daska was in on it!
So Daska, being caught, takes his revenge out on tryg
We in Wot, Pride ourselves in delivering some of the Best strats our guildies can use to beat any said encounter. In game or out of game! During one of the Events in FC2, Xatranaz asked a simple question and got a simple answer!
Docoe was trying to figure out how to start the Lethar 2.0 event and got positive responses!
Last in this short Strategy Forum, which I will probably be yelled out for giving away our L33T strats, Fine puts our strategy in simplier terms so its EASIER to understand!
No other guild in EQ history has a bard as dedicated as we do in Wind of Tranquility! Parsburg is currently down in Iraq. Somehow, the evil little Bard has found a way to play. But his dedication is at a small price to us in the raid.
pr0n Seems to always be on our guildies mind this summer. Could it be that love is in the air? Or are we sick and twisted everyday? You decide! Shadowbeaver wants to watch some pr0n
Even when it comes to getting an epic, pr0n is on the mind!
I have total control over my servents!
Sometimes I dissappoint myself, sometimes I disappoint my guildies, at this instance... I did both
Lately there has been a conspiracy against tanks. It seems to have tainted our mages as well...
After some of Sony's FUN(ok thats a bit sick considering they castrated dps classes by 80%) patches we have seen new things in FC2
Jit shows Daska how to use his new ball scratcher. Is Daska looking at the technique? or Jit's balls? you decide?
Still out reporting our Resident halfling has found himself in some trouble. 2 Months ago he was on a light post. last month on top of a Giant's chair. This month...
Where will he be next month? I already know! Imagine an ogre, halfing and a barbarian... /shiver who likes family picnics? Gnomes don't
Now your moment of Zen! Ever seen a high elf chick in a cheerleading outfit?
Next update you will! Loadene Dethwytch 80 Shadowknight 04:40pm CEST, 22nd Jul 2008 |
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